If you were a Freeper, what would your Free Republic ID be?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

I think I would be PissStainedShutIn and this would be my latest post.
(ahem)
"What's with all this whiney shit about the terrorists in that jale in Eye-rak? Get some perspective peeple! Janet Jackson deliberatly exposed her tittie at the Super Bowl, which ruined my kids for life, and forced them off the path of Godliness, and we're worried about a little hazing? What's with that? GODDAM LIBRULS!

[Richardo]

1. I'm laughing my ass off, PSSI!

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Signed,

FrothingMoran

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Ditto, dood.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. I'd be "edjumakkkayted"

and my first post would be -

HIGH FRIEPER BODIES! I MA SOOOOO GLAAD TO BEE HEar (ups... cpas lock... hee hee) amongsted al u grate peepole hoo thing jus lyke eye DOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

A litel abut mislef? OK u taked my into ti!

I wuz raized and skuled in a conservtative houseold by mi 2 luving parents. I am marred to an amasink womin who I met online thru a prison-meeting-site-where-I-sended (oopsss... 2 manny hifens... surry) a karton of marboro to her and she tell me she all mine.

Now she is when she releesed in 2014. I kan hurtly weight!

I come to bee a conserbative cuz i gnow George Bush- hour glurious presndiet may God rest his beutifool sole - is leeding Murka to the promised land of peece and prospecasity. I hope he nooks those dam irakians into glass for kiling all those inosent peepole on septemer 11nd.

Hey. speeking of septenber 11nd, do's any one no where I can dwnlode a copi of Toby Keith's stirring antham "boot in ur ass for america" i heard it menshoned on Hannity vs Combs and now i want 2 own it.

god blass! and freep4evernever

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Prison wife? I got mines from Siberia over the intruhnet.

[BigMcLargehuge]

26. WHUT the solvent onion sells womin?

I was gong to tri one of them flippingo brides, but I herd bad things abut tham.

tell my moor! How wood I get me a sibre... silber... o fukk it - kold whether bride? do's it costs more than a kartoon of marburro? cuz I don't have mush muny...

awayting ur repli...

Edjumakkkayted

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. You get yourself a good Soivyet bride.

Now that they've got Democracy, you won't catch no commie desiese or nothin from one of those.

[BigMcLargehuge]

I wunder if she speeks good inglish

cuz ifn she gunna be Murkan (LAND FO THE FREE!!!) she got to tawk Murkan.

NE eyedear if them Solvent womin speek good inglish? I don have time to lern Rushinese.

Have u herd any thing about the Flippingo womin? I like Chinese girls, so I am intrestred in tham.

Edjumakkkayted -

[Screaming Lord Byron]

39. Mine spoke ingluish, so a had to teech her Murkan.

[BigMcLargehuge]

42. wel i tel u whut... she batter be redy to sing God Blass Murka as soon

ass she gits offn the plane or l's she goes back to Rushya wit the rest of tham heethens.

Edjumakkkayted -

[bleedingheart]

11. ROFLMAO!

I can't breathe...that was so funny...

[BigMcLargehuge]

29. U things my life is fonny?

thats knot the sort of responze I spected from a fallow freeper!

I thing you o me an appoloploji!

Edjumakkayted -

on edet - misspled my name! imagen that!

[m-jean03]

4. yah man,,,, an that lyndies a QT yah know

Shes no leszie, no way. She liked seein them naked guys, yah

LOL hahahahah!!!!

Down with Kerry!!! tha Fuckin traitor....

From, I_Hate_KuSpinach

[GOPisEvil]

5. LibrulsIsEvul

[StopTheMorans]

6. FreeDumb Fighter!

n/t

[BurtWorm]

7. Gunfukkk(R)

Yow, doodes!

[Wickerman]

8. Dangit PissStainedShutIn

you are missing the point!!! CLINTOON, THAT DAMNED LIBRUL, HIS DAMNED PENIS AND HIS MAN-HATING LESBIAT "WIFE" RUINT THIS FINE COUNTRIE AND RUINT YER KIDS FOR LIFE. HIS BAD ACSTIONS IN THE SACRED OVEL OFFICE GAVE JENET JACKOFFSOME PERMISSION TO EXPOUSE HER TITTIES ON TV.

I TIVOED the episode and I played it back dozens of time. You can't tell me that it wasn't staged. Hitlery called up the network and told them to zoom in on her tittie. She knows it takes a village to destroy our Amurican way of life.

Without God in our schools and the Superbowl and IyeRaCk we are doomed. Pray for our troops and that they can beat some since into those Moslem folks.

see ya,

I_freepeely

Chek it out ----> Bob_Boudelang.com - this man's got it.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. God don't like them titties.

I heard that women didn't have no titties til those godless sciencetists starting mouthing off about evilution. No way God would give women those evil bags.

[Wickerman]

25. I do believe you is right

And my wife never did feed our 17 kids off 'em, neither. That baby formula is good stuff and the corporations get their money they deserve for creatign such a needed product. My kids don't need to see a tittie so early in thier lives - it would turn them into preverts like their uncle Bruce - his mama feed him from her tittie and now he lives in San Francisco and his room mate are a man!

Chek it out ----> www.Bob_Boudelang.com - this man's got it.

[woofless]

10. In THIS house it would have to be

Cutoff'n'horny

[kmla]

12. I probably would be BMLD...

Which would be the acronym for "Bite me, Liberal Douchebags!".

My most recent post would read...

"Heck, this supposed torture crap ain't no worse than what them frat boys do. Why, my dad/uncle's neighbor's kid said they did alot of worser stuff to him when he was inichi.... uhhh, inishia...uhhhh, swore into his frat. Damm sissy libruls!!

[Calico Jack Rackham]

13. Master_Bates_4_Bush

I like to keeps the tishoes handy when i heer are gloreeous leeder speeking (typed in freeper grammer)

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. assclown75

[jus_the_facts]

16. Killers_for_Christ......head_up_my_ass......head_up_your_ass....

....MORANS_IS_US....oh I could go ON...but won't! :freak:

[SarahB]

17. ObedientStepfordSarah

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. Get yer ass back in that kitchun, woman.

Menfolks talking out here.
:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

23. Screw you!

(In the kitchen of course.)
:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. That's alright. I thought you'd filled that pretty little head up with

them Feminazi stuff, for a moment, but yoo was only teasin'

[SarahB]

35. You're assuming

that a woman being in control is always a bad thing. Sometimes, not only is is necessary, it has it's benefits as well.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

41. Yea, like that Maggie Thatcher.

She wus almost us good us a man.

[SarahB]

53. Sometimes you men

Need a little ass-kicking though! Dissing feminism brings punishment!!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

57. No, there's no real comeback to that one, is there.

[SarahB]

62. Nope

Sometimes, like it or not, you just have to take a woman's abuse. :7

[Bronco69]

18. I'll be WelfareQueen:

I just put a "God bless bush sign in my front yard to piss off the two fags who live down the street. I've seen the people who come in and out of their house and they just make me sick. One of them looks like he has aids and the other one prisses around all the time like a g*dammed girl. When my husband gets home from the bar we're gonna go shoot out their porch light and let em guess who did it. God Bless Our Troops and our glorious president.

[terrya]

20. Mine would be: iluvbush

And my post would be:

"Goddamned those fuckin' liburl, fag lovers who hate my President!!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. Looks like we've got ourselves a real live Liberal, boys.

[terrya]

49. Wasn't too convincing, was it?

There are certainly worse things in the world than to be confused with a freeper "shudder"

[Commendatori]

21. KillTheCamelJockeys

Limpwristed pansy-ass libs are whining about "innocent life" being lost in Iraq? There are no freaking innocents, and those seditious fucks should know that.

Besides, there's no denying the fact that the ones who live will be freer than they were. And if they die, fuck 'em - twenty thousand of theirs ain't worth one of ours. Fucking camel jockeys. Fuck 'em.

[Commendatori]

28. By the way

Sorry about spelling things correctly in my Freeper post, but I can't reduce myself to Bush's English. Otherwise I might try to acquire newkyooler weapons.

[DS1]

22. 30.06_14_Kills_Khe_Sanh_68

[LostInAnomie]

31. Deeply Inbred

[XNASA]

32. Screaming Lord Moran

[Screaming Lord Byron]

36. LOL!

[Village Idiot]

33. Mine was cold_duck

until I was banned.....:)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

44. How cood yoo get yooself baned frum Free Rupublik?

Theys luve Frei Speech.

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. SexuallyImmatureSandNiggerAndFagHatingBaptistMinister

Or maybe SexuallyImmatureSandNiggerAndFagHatingBaptistMinisterrrrrr

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[terrya]

38. LOL!

[SarahB]

43. GrovelFreepBoy2004

[RFKHumphreyObama]

90. Erm...I think you'd get banned with a name like that

You have to be discreet over there -it'd be a bit tactless to register with a username indicating that you support DU

[kcwayne]

40. MurcanPaytreeut

[FarmerOak]

45. GetYourCamelsOffOurOil

And my post would be:

The Founding Fathers never expected "free speech" to include non-white, non-male, sodomites. It's time to go back to what made this country great... so shut up, libs!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

48. LOL! Great name.

[tandot]

46. Stupid_n_Luving_it

[Fenris]

47. HeterosexualPatriot

My first and last post would be:

"Jeez, all this outrage over these prison photos. What with all the sodomy and all. What a joke. I bet they were faked by the ACLU and the EU and that poor Lynndie England is just a gang-banging patsy."

[Screaming Lord Byron]

50. Whusuhmattuh, HP? Cantchoo rite propur?

[BigMcLargehuge]

52. yah, I hayte it when tha intelektuls envade us...

hey smartee, go reed a book!!!

Edjumakkkayted -

[Fenris]

54. My writing would out me as a filthy liberal

[Screaming Lord Byron]

58. Dus enywun ells huv trubble reedin thiss geye's rytin?

Iss hee uh furrner?

[BigMcLargehuge]

63. I tried to tranzlayte it at gugle, butt the sight isnt wirking

any 1 l's speek libruleze?

[Fenris]

65. Perhaps I should communicate through a series of grunts and bellows?

:D

[BigMcLargehuge]

68. their is gnow reeson to be a deck abut ur iltellecrical streek

maybe u arnt a librul... tel me somethin onlee a conserbatif wood gnow and we can stup al of these rite hear!

ur kwestion, mr maybeliburalfensir...

How grate was ronald reegan. was he -

1. grate
2. sooper grate
3. grater than that even
4. al of the ubuv

[Fenris]

70. 5. I'm grateful he is now brainfucked

HAHAHAHAHA FREEPER!

[BigMcLargehuge]

72. U SUMBATCH!!!!

Some 1 teel JIM ROB THATT WE GOTS A DUmmy in our mist!!!

[BarbaRosa]

51. RushThinksForMe

If you don't like, then you just move to eyerak you damn librul!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

55. PartriotActor or SelfInterested or Turdtaster

I'm not feeling very clever right now

[dolo amber]

56. I'm_never_bored_when_I'm_killin'_for_the_Lord

Unfortuately, I can't be bothered lowering my IQ (elitist librul that I am ;)) to mimic the mental sewage that eminates from that cesspool. :D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

60. Great name though, snob.

[dolo amber]

66. All credit goes to

Circle Jerks "Killin' for Jesus". ;)

[Fenris]

61. That's why we're failures, dear

I wish I was less intelligent.;)

[dolo amber]

67. Yes, I often wish

I'd been born rich instead of so darned intelligent and good-lookin'. :D

[Fenris]

71. So do I!

:D

[zbdent]

59. ZarquatTheFetid

Okay, that's just plain weird, right?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

64. So long as it's not gay.

Sounds kinda gay.
Anything different is just gay.
You're all gay.

[zbdent]

88. Oh, you just know how to turn a guy on.

You're just fabulous!

[Deja Q]

69. Rush's'Right

Or Rush'n'Right

:D

[bleedingheart]

73. Pragnunt_n_da_Kichun

i gadda orl up ma ole mans shotgun beefur he gits hom ur he wull beet me blak n bloo...cuz n obeedant wife iz whut i am.

i butter git uff dis heer cumpooter so i cun homskool my yungins...

[put out]

91. Fakin4Jeses

Sistr, hoow have yo bin? Whilst I was shcool the littel ons, we was waching OAR PRESEDINT on the TV because that si some sdhooling, i tell yuo. I turn OFF the cartons and get the PRECIDENT on as mush as I am abel. I just must crie at what the LIEBRAL MEDEA trie to to do to that holy man.

adn, Gragnunt n d Kichen, he si doing GRATE! Jesis said so rihgt to him adn also to ME! Rihgt, Jesus is taking to me again! But this timi I tel you i will NOT let my dr no about this becuases he think he is SO SMART and then chcges that mecidine which wont let jesus talk to me. SO i not teling abot this. I sore wish are PRESEDNT did not say about this too and have the MIDEA tried to make FUN of this and we know hwo eveil the MEDEA is.

Lyndsie Engglund (SP?)) ROCKS!

p.s. if yu knw who beats you up agian, dont come hear. My MAN gets desterbed when you do.

Fakin4Jesis

Edit: It seems mean-spirited when I try to read it and reflect on it. There are many wonderful home-schooling parents; unfortunate people who must rely on good medication and support to control their mental illness, mates who fear their "loved ones"; folks for whom a decent education was for one or another reason, not a possibility.

But I do not countenance people who are willful and serious in their deliberate choice to be assholes.
But I

[hyphenate]

74. Thanks, I needed a laugh

:-)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

75. PNACyC (nt)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

77. See, very little change needed there.

[Guy_Montag]

76. babykillerkiller n/t

[Brewman_Jax]

78. BigBidnessArgyle

Ifn thoz dam liebrals wood keep thair commie handz out of my pokitts and kwit givvin money to thoze welfare peeple, we'ed be better offf az a countree. And I'd hav morr money to make morr jobs, tooo!

And gimmee my tax cutt, tooo! Bob Boudelang sez tha same tooo, and he did hav a tax check comming becauz he did pay his taxes so stop saying that!



How's that? :thumbsup:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

80. Very good. You're well on the way to full freeplightenment.

[Brewman_Jax]

84. My dad really is a freeper

and he can't fathom why he keeps getting screwed over and over again? :shrug:

[VOX]

79. PulsatingBayonet.

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

81. Now that is good.

[phillybri]

82. Cuntservative

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

83. Ugh. Harsh but true.

[geniph]

85. 4Nails&+=4Given

I actually saw that bumper sticker the other day. It grossed me out. It's like the only thing that matters is the gruesome torture and death. <shudder>

Or I'd have to take this screenname from a presentation my stepson was actually given at his high school by a parent of one of the Columbine victims: PornKills. Apparently, since a couple of Hustlers were found in Klebold and Harris' rooms, the sight of naked women caused the massacre. I figure PornKills would go over well at Freak Repubic (sic).

[LynneSin]

86. Mine would be "cluelessbraindeaddumbass"

:bounce:

[TrogL]

87. I'm not telling

I am a Freeper

[TOhioLiberal]

89. I could never be a freeper....

...my (ahem) spelling gives me away ;)

[Darranar]

92. Dumbanar. n/t

[LoZoccolo]

93. LaZanna

But it was obvious.

[NoPasaran]

94. Darth_Nuke_Yuler