Favorite quote from "Airplane!"?

[Paragon]

Mine (from the Jive Guys):

"Leg 'er down an' smack 'em yak 'em! Cold got to be! Shiiit."

[Parrcrow]

1. I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley

[arwalden]

28. It's A Totally Different Kind Of Flying All Together

[LostInAnomie]

2. Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[KissMyAsscroft]

3. "What it is big momma?! My momma didnt raise no dummies, I dug her rap!"

"Cut me some slack jack!!!"

[arwalden]

4. Do you like Gladiator movies?

[MnFats]

5. A Hospital? What is it?

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
(from Peter Graves, f'god's sake!)

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[democracyindanger]

7. I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

[frogbison]

15. Lloyd Bridges' hair!

In that scene...what a hoot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. "When will you be returning?" "I can't tell you that, it's classified."

[SlavesandBulldozers]

9. you have clearance clarence

roger, roger.

[put out]

16. What, Huh, Who

Are you Over Yes but you gave clearance, but that was clarance, yes I am over but I didn't give clearance did i clarance, no that was roger, no, that was roger, no I didn't say roger, over, but I didn't say clearance, Clarence, but you did say over, roger

Must see this again. I will tape it and post it and then at last I shall be banned.

[put out]

10. "So, Tommy, have you ever been to a Turkish bath house?

"A hospital? What is it?"

"Well, it's a big building with sick people in it, but that's not important right now."

[MrSlayer]

11. "I haven't felt this bad since we saw that Ronald Reagan film"

[parasim]

12. "What do you make of this?" "I can make a hat, I can make a brooch..."

[Mick Knox]

13. LOL! You guys posted the great ones.. anyone speak jive?

[icymist]

14. 'I have a drinking problem'!

n/t

[MnFats]

17. One day a REAL rain is gonna come and wash all the scum off these streets.

wait.
that doesn't seem right does it?
no, no, that's not right at all.

[proud patriot]

18. Don't call me Shirley

:D

[SarahB]

19. You beat me

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. technically, the first poster to this thread beat you

:P

[SarahB]

24. Damn sadists

:evilgrin:

[icymist]

21. They're coming in on instruments!

Ta da da da da!

[tridim]

22. Doctor Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Doctor: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Boy: I thought you might like some coffee.... Cream?
Girl: No thanks, I take it black, like my men.

[HawkerHurricane]

23. How soon can we land?

I can't tell.
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
NO, I mean I don't know.

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

And from Airplane II...
Oh no! The sun...
What is it?
It's the big ball of fire in the center of our solar system, but that's not important right now.

[mockmonkey]

25. I think Robert Stack says this...

"Take that finger out of your ear, you don't know where that finger has been!"

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

26. "How about some coffee, Johnny."

"No thanks!"

(edited to change line cuz someone else posted my first entry)

[LostInAnomie]

27. A$$hole!!!!

Said by the man on the bike after Robert Stack runs him over with his car and keeps driving.

[Norbert]

29. I've got to concentrate...

concentrate... concentrate...
I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate...
Hello?... hello... hello...
Echo... echo... echo...
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

[Throckmorton]

30. I want every light you've got poured onto that runway.

My mom still has some of those same 50's table lamps.

[terrya]

31. McCloskey:"He's alive...but unconscious" Johnny: "Just like Gerald Ford"

[Quahog]

32. "Do you know what it's like...

...falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head, with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question."

[baldguy]

33. "He thinks he's Ethel Merman."