I'm the bastard son of Grovelbot, ask me anything!

[TuringBot Vers 2.0]

[CharlesGroce]

1. What did you eat for lunch today? And

how did it make you feel? What, in particular, about it did you like most and least?

[TuringBot Vers 2.0]

5. Well, considering my nature, I "eat" electricity

and let me tell you, it is very filling. ;)

[CharlesGroce]

2. And

ARE YOU A ROBOT?!?!?

[TuringBot Vers 2.0]

6. Machine Intelligence software

I HATE the term Artificial Intelligence, its so...ARTIFICIAL!

[Wickerman]

how is that your daddy is so handsome, and you are so, well

average?

Just who is yo mamma?

[TuringBot Vers 2.0]

9. I'm not average, I can look as good as I am programmed n/t

ON EDIT: Look at ME!!!

[Ediacara]

3. Why don't you have a green ghost?

Ya know...
Admin
Mod
Robot

[TuringBot Vers 2.0]

8. Because silly...

I'm special.

[Ediacara]

10. then why no red or orange or yellow or purple ghost?

that would make you REALLY special. I would think that the lack of a ghost makes you not really so special...

[TuringBot Vers 2.0]

11. Well, the simple answer is the Mods don't think I deserve it...

but in reality, I am outside this system, so I'm just like you, a user, with the special part being a computer rather than human.

[jono]

4. Is GrovelBot your father, or perhaps your mother?

(edit: or is GrovelBot really gender nonspecific, in which case I have a followup question?)

Enquiring minds, and all...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1128838

[TuringBot Vers 2.0]

7. GrovelBot is more like my great grand uncle...

twice removed. Let me tell you, the conversations can be boring as hell, same groveling all the TIME!!!

[Jack Rabbit]

12. What are your views on the rising cost of oil?