Bush brandishes imaginary spliff, approves of jobs, forms Asian committee

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

During a conversation on High School Initiatives at Parkersburg South High School in Parkersburg, W. Va, President Bush encouraged students to "hold it in...take a good hit, try not to cough, hold it in, and let it out slowly through your nose."



Then he listened to some dink ramble on about better jobs and better education while he thought about whether he was going to have Monterrey Jack or cheddar cheese on his burger at lunch. After careful consideration he went with the Jack and washed it all down with a couple of cool, frosty, foamy Sam Adams longnecks...



Then he signed "an executive order creating the new President’s Advisory Commission on Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders. The new Commission...will focus on providing equal economic opportunities for Asian American and Pacific Islander businesses where they may be underserved." And they do a hell of a job taking up the slack for the Hispanic voters who didn't fall for his "blanket amnesty for all illegal guest workers" crap.

[JuniperLea]

1. got a linky-poo?

you got a link for these stories? it would be sweet if they were true:)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. The're all true, except the parts I lied about

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/05/images/20040513-4_b33s0055-515h.html

Click on each of the pictures at this "Official White House Web Site" URL and you'll soon be separating fact from fiction.

Lie #1: Dubya didn't really encourage the kids to get high. In public, anyway. Maybe behind the bleachers. But NOT in public, OK?

Half-Lie #1: I have no idea what he had for lunch, but he DOES look bored off his ass, doesn't he? And part of it is true...we know that Bush_Eats_Beef...

:evilgrin:

Mostly True Item #1: Could the "President’s Advisory Commission on Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders" be anything BUT an attempt to lock in more ethnic voters? Do we really believe that he is concerned about them getting "equal economic opportunities...where they may be underserved?"