Hey, Dr. Greg Cynamoun - I'm suffering from Cortislim poisoning!

[kmla]

Man! Is this guy becoming the next Billy Mays, or what? You can't turn on a TV or listen to the radio without seeing this guy. Yeesh.

Anyone else suffering from Cortislim overload?

If not, what advertisements DO drive ya batpoop?

[GOPisEvil]

1. "I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

Nothing sends me to the remote faster than that sentence.

[FarmerOak]

2. I've had enough of...

... that Geico gecko. It was cute the first 1200 times, but if I ever see him in real life, I'm gonna squoosh him.

[woofless]

6. Yeah, and who can believe that Geico rates

are so much lower considering how much they spend on advertising. When I sold auto insurance I had NO PROBLEM at all beating their quotes.

[Dogmudgeon]

3. WTF is Cortislim?

It sounds like the lastest ineffective over-the-counter cure for obesity.

Which, as everyone knows, can only be cured by contempt, disdain, mockery, ostracism, and public humiliation.

--bkl

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. Anybody who would buy anything from this guy...

...needs to be beaten like the proverbial red-headed stepchild.

If you look in Webster's Dictionary for the word "dink" there is a photo of "Doctor" Greg Cynamoun.

His "associate" ("Doctor" Shawn Talbott, the "creator") is doing commercials now, too.



What a pair.

[demnan]

5. Fitness made simple and 6-pack abbs

I'm so tired of seeing that guy with the sunk in stomach and big boobs!

I wish they'd do 6-pack ads with . . . John Goodman.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. Or the classic John Belushi SNL commercial...

...with a cigarette in his hand, training for the Olympics and telling the audience "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts."