Famous people you've almost knocked up - Stories Here!

[matcom]

and please post pics if you got 'em

[billybob537]

1. Daryl Hannah

IN my dreams

[Blue-Jay]

2. Ooooo. You beat me to this one.

I knocked up Chuck Mangione, but the details are still very guarded.

[trof]

3. Margaret Thatcher

It's a long story, and pretty ugly.

[Skinner]

4. One of these days I'll tell you all my Ashley Judd story.

No, I didn't "almost knock her up" or "almost hook up" or anything like that. But I did get invited to Las Vegas.

And no, this isn't a joke.

[matcom]

5. you are quickly becoming my hero

DO TELL! :bounce:

on edit: did she 'steal' your heart? :D

[chimpymustgo]

6. Matcom! A round of drinks for Skinner. Put it on my tab.

loosen him up...

[matcom]

7. and you thought this thread would get locked

:)

[Skinner]

12. LOL

I don't really have time to tell the story right now. I'll tell it some other time if you remind me.

Don't get your hopes up -- there aren't any scandalous details. But it's a mildly entertaining story. It was way back in the summer of 1993. She had begun her acting career, but she wasn't famous yet. And I had no clue who she was.

[Blue-Jay]

15. DUDE!

It's too late to hold out on us!

Go ahead and DISH!

Best. Judd. Ever.

[Blue-Jay]

10. Honestly, Skinner....

Had you "worked" it correctly, would you have seen her boobies?

Disclaimer: No, I'm not a sexist. I just like boobies. Who doesn't?

[aljones]

8. Bono, well i wish!! Well if it were possible!!

Can I have a WooWoo???

smile ally

[xultar]

9. Ah we were so in love, well he more than me. He is a handsome

hunk of meat. But that is all he is. I felt bad, but, I had to cut the poor thing loose. He kept wanting to have my baby. After a while he started becoming a pain and too clingy. I couldn't take his crying all the time, constantly begging me for sex. It was good but I needed to get around, my other men were beginning to get jealous. You wouldn't belive it but it was pitiful.

I keep this pix I took of him in the shower just to remind me of the good times we had. I don't know my own power. Honestly, I shouldn't use my feminine-wares on the men because they can't take it. Poor little things disintegrate into a pile of goo after I cut them loose. It's a sad but true story.

[trof]

11. hold it - Hold It - HOLD IT!

Jes a minute now.
You CAN NOT "knock up" a guy.

I don't think you can.

At least not yet.

[screwfacecapone]

13. ann coulter

before I turned on the lights. Never insert tab a into slot b if you can't see what slot b is attached to.

[Guy Fawkes]

14. Ann Coulter...

I mean, she has an "adams apple!" And how was I supposed to know she was a conservative!?

[matcom]

16. kick

:kick:

[Blue-Jay]

17. Honestly? I turned down Elaine Boosler one night.

that's all I'm gonna say about that.

She's much taller in person, though.

[matcom]

18. FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[matcom]

19. kick

:kick: