Are you American enough? Take this citizenship test

[Merrick]

Are you ignorant enough to be an asset to your government, or will you soon be holding a one way ticket to Guantanamo Bay?
Take the test and find out:

http://www.newsmutiny.com/citizenship.htm

[Supormom]

1. OMG! I'm a 10!

And I'm a terrorist.
:bounce:

[dedhed]

2. That was fun!

Just for the record, I have to go "back to wherever the hell" I came from!

:bounce:

[strategery blunder]

3. -5 and terra-ist

WOO HOO!!!

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[underpants]

4. 30

:scared:

[atreides1]

5. I scored 13

"You just don't have what it takes to be an American citizen, and you'll have to go back to wherever the hell you came from. Sorry."

[VelmaD]

6. uh-oh...

looks like it's Gitmo for me. -9 points and I'm a terrorist. WOOHOO!!!

[Scottie72]

7. I go a 3!!

:bounce: Guantanamo here I come!

[GOPisEvil]

8. I wonder what the weather's like in Cuba this time of year.

[WillParkinson]

9. I'll miss you guys...

I have to go back to where I came from...

[pagerbear]

10. 5

[SanFranciscoDemocrat]

11. Hmmm

I scored 1. I hope they at least have cheap Cohibas in Gitmo.

[LionInWinter]

12. 15 baby!

And I work for the federal government!}(

[Angelus]

13. 11-27

"11-27 points: You just don’t have what it takes to be an American citizen, and you’ll have to go back to wherever the hell you came from. Sorry."

[OneBlueSky]

14. Guantanamo, here I come . . .

+3 . . . should I bring shower clogs? . . .

[blindpig]

15. -17

we will bury you.

[neverborn]

16. 0 -- Gitmo for me :(

[LostInAnomie]

17. Homeland Security just kicked in my door

My score: 1

[St. Jarvitude]

18. -13

Goodbye Jose Macias, Hello Jose Padilla.

[0007]

19. + 5 Guantanamo Bay for me. I've got my clothes off already

[Lourenco]

20. free trip to Cuba

I'm hungry get me a machine gun.

[LWolf]

21. 5

Guantanamo Bay, here I come.

[Ricdude]

22. -7, guards! nt

[LastKnight]

23. -2...damn, im a terra'ist...im betting most freeps dont even know who...

Sacco and Vanzetti are... let alone who Che Guevarra was.

-LK

[murielm99]

24. I got a 17!

LOL

Gotta go back to where I came from!

[Merrick]

27. don't worry, you'll probably be happier there...

because judging by your score on this test, you're not too happy being here. And you know how the famous saying goes: "If you don't like it, GEEEET OUT!" and take some of your tired huddled masses with you.
seriously though, that score seems a little high. Disturbingly high.

[Kenneth ken]

25. -9

See y'all at Gitmo.

[vajraroshana]

26. Che who?

where's my beer?

oh crap, I know I put it down somewhere...

[MissMillie]

28. 23

You just don’t have what it takes to be an American citizen, and you’ll have to go back to wherever the hell you came from. Sorry.

[Mr. McD]

29. 4, guess I am a Terrorist

:evilgrin: