The Waddling Wanker of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Oh WOW! It's a big 'W' for Wad. This Duck Wad campaign is ready to take off like a rocket! When all the people realize I have like this great nickname and am just a regular guy like everybody else, only better . . . heck, I bet Kerry will even quit the race and vote for me himself . . . Wow, . . . just imagine: . . . Duck Wad for President . . . Gee, a guy couldn't be any more proud than I am just right about now."

[underpants]

1. Hey my wife has inspired a new movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0327162/

[11 Bravo]

2. Look at that ass!!

Don't you agree that on a scale of 1 - 10 she's at least a 3?

[BringEmOn]

3. "Hey, George! How many axe-handles wide is Laura's @$$?

[peekaloo]

4. Just lookit that multi-ethnic support for Warmonger & WideLoad!

:eyes:

[Endangered Specie]

5. Looky, Looky, I can make a W with my fingers.

[Endangered Specie]

6. Laura looks away embarrased and shocked as W spills the beans...

"This heres what I call the W maneuver, three fingers in, just like this, really gets her going... she says I'm the best" ;) :)

-ask you what kind of perverted mind thought up that one :evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

7. surely you mean 3 fingers down her throat when she OD's

:evilgrin:

[skip fox]

8. Bush proudly responds to the question: "MR. President, just how many times

have you and Pickles made love since the beginning of the year?"

[XNASA]

9. w* sez: "Quick Laura! Go get the shovels!......

I wuz watchin' that movie "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" th'other night an they sed that there's buried treasure under a giant 'W' sumplace. It must be over thar behind those folks. Let's git the SS to clear them people out so you kin start t'diggin'."

[cosmicdot]

10. 2 initials short of a sane person