"whitehouse.org" does it again...their on-line "draft registration" form

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

I'm beginning to think that whoever is behind the "whitehouse.org" Web Site spent a lot of time hanging out at "The Onion"...the humor is the same and it's of the sharp, biting, cringe-inducing reality humor style. Although Bush does give them a lot of raw material to work with. Here is their latest:



http://www.draftregistration.us/

...apparently you can be screened out if you have "Tequila Reflux, Wet Dreams, Big Mac Ass, Idealism, Individualism, or Averse-to-Deathism."

You are asked to specify if you are the "Direct Offspring of G.O.P. Ranger-Level Contributor."

In "Work History," you are to choose from "Blue Collar, White Collar, Studded Collar or Christian Show Business."

In the final part of the psychological profile you're asked if you want to fight in Iraq to help Sean Hannity sell books (you can answer "favorable" or "super-ultra-extra-favorable"), and if "Flying purple unicorns burp rainbows and poop ruby-encrusted marshmallow flowers" (your "multiple choice" answers on this question are "true" and "true").

[Salviati]

1. Heh...

here's the conscientious objector application letter that it suggests:


I, , of , do hereby formally request that I be classified as a conscientious objector to the War Against Terror. Furthermore, when hordes of filthy, Allah-loving ragheads descend upon my cul-de-sac and begin killing and raping innocent, blue-eyed babies and puppies, I can be counted on to cower in my closet like the Communist homosexual that I am Signed.... ME.

[Failure]

2. I posted this, and got way negative responses...

LETTER TO PRESIDENT FROM BRAVE FREEDOM®-DEFENDER CELEBRATING THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE SHUTTERING OF IRAQ'S "RAPE ROOMS"


http://whitehouse.org/news/2004/050204.asp

personally though, I don't think it's any worse than those photoshopped pics with shrub in a flightsuit superimposed over the chick with the leash....


failure.