I'm going out to run some errands now, so don't touch any of my stuff

[Rabrrrrrr]

If I see that any of my stuff has moved while I'm gone, there'll be hell to pay, you can be sure of that or my name isn't Cole Porter, and it isn't, so don't try anything sneaky because you can see I've already covered sneakification with my own attitudinal adjustimentation. And no snickering. if I hear any snickering I'll be displayafyin' tire-iron-swinging behavior all over the place. And I've got a pot of ribs I'm gonna leave to boil while I'm out so they're good and tender. So no touching the pot, Mr. MATCOM, or there'll be no scotchboob-behaviorfying.

Gotta go get some more postage stamps so I can send out today the post cards announcing my next art show, May 17-21, opening night reception May 17 5-7 pm. YAY!

I'll post an official thread when I get images on the website and have it ready.

But in the meantime, don't touch my desk. I've got everything just where I want it, so I can sneak up on it later.

Wait! Do you hear that?

Yeah, it's quiet.

Too quiet.

[dbt]

1. OK, he's gone.

YUM!

:evilgrin:
dbt

[flowomo]

2. Let's eat his stuff

[bratcatinok]

5. They aren't done yet and besides

he's boiling them!!!!


Blech!

[moof]

12. aaaa two thoughts,

one, thought he was gone and

two , doesn't he have a girlfriend that can do that for him ?

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. No sex threads!

:spank:

Dirty minded Moof . . . :evilgrin:

[moof]

18. Hey, your the one with the dirty

pictures in their sig line.

[Az]

3. Check to make sure he isn't lurking around outside

You know how he gets.

[dbt]

Look! A Pot of ribs at the end of the Drano!

[madmax]

4. Hey...did you see THIS!

Who knew? :evilgrin:

[ChickMagic]

6. He'll never know!

I licked everything in the fridge. :spank:

[Parrcrow]

7. what the hell is this thing I found in his closet?

[dbt]

8. And WTF are all these batteries for????

[Parrcrow]

10. why does it have prongs?

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Hey, that's personal!

Put that down!! :spank:

besides, I'm just storing it for a friend.

No, really. Look... oh, get out of the fridge, everyone. And you didn't even take your shoes off before entering the apartment. Dammit, now I have to mop and scrub everything.

AND WHO MOLESTED THE FERNS?

Disgusting!

Clean that up!!

I swear, I can't leave the place for ten minutes without you hooligans disrupting the place. Don't make me get a babysitter!

[Canuckistanian]

9. Man! The last time I saw a pair of those was in a Women's prison!

[Book Lover]

13. tee-hee!

I opened up his oils and let all the Van Dyke brown run out...

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Hah! That wasn't oil paint

I don't have any oil paints.

What you opened was. . . uh, best you don't know.

[Dookus]

14. *YOINK*

[name not needed]

17. im gonna stir drinks with my dong.