Hey DVD Owners! I just bought a BETAMAX VIDEO RECORDER! YUM!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Huh? Huh?

[fryguy]

1. what are you going to do with it?

other than use it to prop up your DVD player?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. I'm going to fry it and eat it, to celebrate my freedom, bud.

Let's see those fucks at PETA try and stop me!

[HEyHEY]

2. Enjoy your horse and BUggy!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Betamax. It's the wave of the future. I guarantee it.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Mighty big doorstop you got there.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Doorstop? This is sophisticated technology!

Ya Luddite!

[GOPisEvil]

11. You should pick up a LaserDisc player, too.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. What is this LaserDisc of which you speak?

Should I buy that over a shiny new Sinclair C-5?

[GOPisEvil]

14. LD info:

http://www.cs.tut.fi/~leopold/Ld/FAQ/

[tridim]

13. I still own a laserdisc player

and about 75 discs. I haven't used it in about 6 years.

I think I'm keeping it just to show it to my grandchildren. They'll get a good laugh. :)

[ret5hd]

5. Are you in the market for some crappy 8-track tapes also?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. YEAH! BRING IT ON BAYBEE!

[kmla]

9. Be sure to be careful when you hook it up to the telly....

.... you wouldn't want to ruin any of those vacuum tubes. They can be expensive, ya know.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. That's the price of progress, KMLA.

My, what a world of technological wonders I've entered with my BETAMAX!

[matcom]

15. COOL! you can record 'n stuff while you play PONG!

welcome to the 18th Century babeee!! :bounce:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. Yeah! I'm gonna line it up beside my VIC-20 and Atari 2600

I'm gonna have myself a little par-tay.

[matcom]

17. if you were REAL good

you would get on that Commador 64 of yours and write a program that would automatically turn your Bets ON and OFF!

[RandomKoolzip]

18. I have a Coleco ADAM....

and a Commodore Vic20 you might want to buy.....But I don't deal with anybody from Canadia so fergeddit.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. I have this marvellous beast.

and I play this on it

So don't fuck with me.

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Well, at least the CPU's not in the printer.

Oooh. S'mantha Fox....."Naughty Girls Need Love - DAH DAH DAH- too." God, I've give anything to have that game nowadays, with improved graphics, on my eMac.....


Well, I learned my lesson today: Don't fuck with the Screaming Lord.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. No. Don't fuck with me.

Unless you want me to bore you with mid-80's home computing trivia, that is.

[RandomKoolzip]

23. That should be your sig line.....

I can just imagine the dude from Annihilator or Armored Saint shreiking, "Don't fuck with the screaming loooooord!!" at the top of his range right now.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play Zaxxon on my Colecovision.....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. Ah, Annhilator. Where's Randy Rampage now?

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Probably hanging out with that big black dude from Cyclone Temple

Or posssibly he's mopping the floor at some junior high school right now, where the kids all call him "Mr. Rampage."

[Loonman]

19. Tell Elad

Because we all know how fascist those DVDs are.


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