CAPTION the Compassionate Chimp...

[Emboldened Chimp]

[diamond14]

1. where's his other hand?

gawd, you'd think that parents would want to keep known KILLERS away from their children...

:puke:

[LynzM]

2. (From the girl)

Help! I can't breathe! MMRPSHRHHRRRM!

[Misunderestimator]

3. If you say one word about your mother and me...

[BringEmOn]

4. "I'm so sorry your cousin Lynndie got caught."

[RobertSeattle]

5. Clinton got oral sex - I get a nose in my armpit

[Emboldened Chimp]

6. "Don't worry, little girl...

my pit stench will make everything all better."

[Ganja Ninja]

7. The Chimp is thinking: ...

"I could snap her neck like a chicken."

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Gee. I feel bad. Poor girl lost her mother

on Sept. 11th. The same day I became a REAL president for once. It's funny how some good things are sad and how some sad things are also good. . . . But it doesn't keep me from feeling sad . . . Boy, that's odd. . . . Gee. Poor girl."

[sniffa]

9. got the shot? ok, good

now the get fuck away from me peasant!!!

[GirlinContempt]

10. Angry and sad, angry and sad

They said to go for angry and sad... Are wrinkles angry or sad? How can you frown angry AND sad? HELP

[zbdent]

11. "She better not ask me about the bin Laden family

flying out of the US on 9/13. If she only knew . . ."

[Th1onein]

12. I'm sorry, honey, but I'm going to have to send you to Iraq.

[cosmicdot]

13. I conscientiously object and abstain.

but, I'll write something just the same ...

W: I'm sorry I made it happen on purpose ... I just needed a Pearl Harbor so I could become resolute and to be able to say the word jusssssticccce a lot ... and to look presidential and stuff ... and to get me some military credentials ... not to mention getting past all the bad press the first 200 some days I had ... Chandra and Condit and sharks didn't shake anything off ... the Afghans walked away from an offer of a carpet of gold ... what else was I to do? I mean, really, what's a little oil between enemies ... plus, we had to find a quick way to establish limits to freedom and to make my pie higher ... nothing personal ...

[BringEmOn]

14. "Sorry to hear your grandfather/uncle/father Strom has died...

I promise to carry on his struggle to bring back the Confeder'cy...segr'gashun...Jim Crow...the KKK..."