I hate Sus and GOPisEvil - they USED my friendship

[LynneSin]

and now they are ousting me from their inner circle

:cry:

MEANIES!!!

To think I introduced those 2 and let them rub my Abbie's belly

:cry:

THEY DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

1. OF COURSE WE LOVE YOU!!!!

:grouphug:

[LynneSin]

4. Are you sure?

I'm feeling a little hurt here. Abbie is feeling hurt too that he allowed you to touch his most favorite area (btw, my cat's new greeting for everyone when they walk in the door is for him to roll over and expose his belly to them. Evita is doing the same thing too, but she hates her belly being rubbed)

[GOPisEvil]

5. Of course I'm sure!

Abbie's bully rub whoring is getting out of control, though. You might want to consider an intervention. Now he's infecting Evita.

[LynneSin]

8. I heard he was pretty funny last Friday

I ended up going to the baseball game with our friend Jim, but I told Jim I'd be sleeping and I'd leave the door unlocked for him to come in and get me.


Jim said as soon as he opened the door, Abbie ran up to him and rolled over on his back.


Shouldn't Abbie be protecting my home from intruders??? (Well, Jim isn't quite an intruder)

[GOPisEvil]

11. Yes, well, maybe he thought having a guy around was normal.

:shrug:

[WillParkinson]

2. Hell, I let GOP rub MY belly...

And now he treats me like a paper you wrap a fish in.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Can a man have ANY secrets around here?

Sheesh!

[WillParkinson]

6. Sure, a man can have his secrets...

And as soon as we find one we'll let him have them. <snicker>

[GOPisEvil]

7. Are you saying my life is an open book?

If so...people had better prepare. The boredom might cause them to fall asleep unexpectedly and hurt their head in the resulting fall.

[LynneSin]

10. GOP = we have secrets about you

and I have the pictures of you and Evita

SHAME - she's still just a kitten!!

[GOPisEvil]

12. She looked like an adult cat to me!

How can a man tell?!? :cry:

[LynneSin]

17. Just because she was knocked up and had an abortion...

...before her first birthday doesn't make her a woman


(for cat lovers out there, she was a rescued cat that they found out she was preggers when they got her fixed)

[GOPisEvil]

18. What a tawdry life she led!

Good thing you were there to rescue her from her life on the mean streets of Wilmington.

[LynneSin]

25. Actually mean streets of Smyrna Delaware

She was found someplace in that area near the Cat Sanctuary from where I had adopted her.

[WillParkinson]

16. Well, no, that's not what I'm saying...

But OK, we'll go with your version.

[matcom]

9. i'll solve the problem

i have ordered a contract killing on both your cats. obviously, they are the cause of your sadness and therefore, must be exterminated.

don't pick up extra kitty treats on your way home from work :D

[LynneSin]

13. You'd harm my kitties

and I'll come after all your fancy cooking tools and appliances - you'll be left with a swiss army knife and a steno stove!

[matcom]

14. well *I* wouldn't harm them but

i just received a phone call - The Doberman is only 2 blocks away :D

[LynneSin]

15. Hey Martha - I KNOW your weakness

just remember that!

[matcom]

19. i am UNTOUCHABLE!!

"are you a lesbian?"

[LynneSin]

21. I'm so over that Marthacom

Seriously - it's such a common joke that I have no problems asking that question to any DUer out there - which makes me UNTOUCHABLE.

You, on the otherhand, I've yet to exploit the secrets your wife has shared with us!!

[matcom]

22. can't eploit something that is

A) True
B) I readily admit
C) Women find me more attractive because of it :D

i win

[GOPisEvil]

23. Game. Set. Match.

:D

[LynneSin]

24. Then I guess you just closed the book on the "Are you a Lesbian" thing

I mean, I did it and now I meet DUers all over the country who are upset if I don't ask them if they are a lesbian. DUers feel hurt if I forget to do that so guess what ASSHOLE

GAME...SET...MATCH

You can't embarrass me anymore

[ProfessorGAC]

20. My Dog Will Offer Protection To Your Kitties

His best friends are cats. If anybody hurts your kitties, they'll have to answer to him. That should do it! (The 900 miles is a mere inconvenience. He'll figure something out. He's a pretty smart dog.)
The Professor

[sus]

26. Lynne who??

:bounce: :silly:

[LynneSin]

27. you're lovingly best friend in Delaware

BITCH!!!

[sus]

28. hmmm...you mean the lesbian?

[LynneSin]

30. you only wish

:eyes:

[sus]

31. nuh-uh!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

29. Nice

*high five*