OK, pretend you're a Freeper - Blame the prison abuse scandal on Clinton.

[MikeG]

[swag]

1. I'm a freeper

Clinton set the example by having a blowjob while on duty as commander in chief.

Clinton set the moral tone for the nation under which these young adults grew up.

Clinton allowed the military to deteriorate by slashing spending on the military while wasting money on shameful social programs, giving welfare to minorities and foreign aid to our enemies, etc.

[Faygo Kid]

2. His zipper was open.

Actually, it was Hillary. It's all her fault. Sound like a Freeper?

[Catherine Vincent]

3. Sorry. I would never pretend to be one of those low class idiots.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. "well, you know, this wouldn't have happened if Klintoon

hadn't gutted the moral of the military by reducing it's funding to zero, because he hates anyone who serves this country, and then heaped further indignity on our precious, America-loving servicemen and wlomen with Hitlery's socialistic healthcare plan. of course our military is sressed enough to do heinous things. Plus they have the model of Klintoon's lack of ethics being okay, so it's only natural that the rank and file would follow his lead."

How's that?

[MikeG]

8. Very authentic. Typos and everything.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Thanks! It's diffcult to do freeper typos

(though I have to admit a few of those are legitimate typos. I really should have proofread it. :-) )

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. What he said

[Donkeyboy75]

5. If he hadn't cut the military budget,

they would have been better trained to not engage in this type of behavior. Instead, they followed his example of immorality. (Do I get extra points for invoking the Clenis).

:eyes:

[Doug Decker]

6. That's too easy...

You see, when he raped that poor woman from the nursing home and had sex with Flowers and then abused the one with the nose job, he unleased the evil of sex upon the young, impressionable children of this country.

No brainer. Bring em on!

:hi:

[nonconformist]

7. "After Clinton's cock knocked over the World Trade Center,

these soldiers had no choice but to torture Iraqi's. The influence of the Clenis is mighty strong."

[Demonaut]

17. lol, original

[bluestateguy]

9. They learned it all from the Starr Report!

"If Klintoon hadn't defiled the Oral Office with Monica and the blue dress none of this would have happened. Thank God we have a moral man in the White House to restore integrity and dignity to the presidency."

[SlavesandBulldozers]

11. THE DRUDGE REPORT - BREAKING NEWS

"Significantly, all prison guards implicated in the Abu Ghraib prison scandal reported to Brigadeer General William Clenis. More details as they become available!"

[Terry_M]

12. It's all Hillary's fault

She told the soldiers to do it during her trip to Iraq, to make Bush look bad.

[MikeG]

14. I'm so proud of you people - You've channelled your inner Freeper.

Its the gateway to a much smaller universe.

[Wapsie B]

15. Slick Willie Klintoon gutted and feminized the military

because Hitlery and Vince Foster had their sordid affair. Willie and Monica sent this country down the slippery slope to immorality and debauchery. Thank God we now have the greatest leader in the history of the free world in George Walker Bush!

[kixot]

16. This prison thing is a moral outrage!!

And nothing is more morally outrageous than Slick Willy Klintoon!!!

Also, dey took mah job!!!