Hey Dear MARIA,

[A-Schwarzenegger]

I just saw you on TV talking again. Will you please
shut the fock up or I am going to crush my own head
with own bottucks!?!

[FarLeftRage]

1. Arnie!!!!

Where da hell you been dude???

How you like ruling California? Pretty cool or what??

[Shananigans]

2. A-Schwarz!

Long time no see!!! I miss you buddy! How she goes???

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. I'm no good!

because my dear sweetheart darling Maria Shrivernegger will
not SHAD DAP! I think I might stay in Germany just
to get some peace. I feel very comfortable in Germany,
for some reason. It is just like America, only they
speak normal like me. I wonder if I can rule California
from Germany. I think I can do anything I want to. Except
shut Maria up! Please.

[tishaLA]

4. Arnie, honey, tell me the truth

When you first heard Maria's daddy's name, you thought it was his title, didn't you? Come on, you can confess to me.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. I forgot who her Daddy is.

Prince? General Chaos? Sargent Bilko?
I'm on some kind of weird German phramenceutcials and
playing Who's Your Dictator! with couple Deutsch
gals that got plenty da meat on da bones.