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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 03:23 PM
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Does Donald Rumsfeld comb his hair with bacon?
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 03:26 PM
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1. No...
He uses rendered baby fat like any good Satanist.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 03:26 PM
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2. Nope. He uses Asscroft's leftover crisco
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 03:27 PM
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3. Nah.
he uses lard, like every other pinheaded PNAC swine does...
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 03:28 PM
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4. If the paper turns clear
it's his window to weight gain.

and for the record, Play-do is non-toxic.
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