what if i go back in time and steal barbara from george bush sr?

[mopaul]

just a scientifical hypothosaurus: if i built a time machine, couldn't i go back to the world war two days and sort of veer barbara away from george 'mc fly' bush? think of all the bullshit i could stop and all the lives i could save! barbara didn't always look like the medussa, she was kinda cute back in the day, especially after about 14 martinis.

and then, bar would find some other guy, and ruin HIS life and dominate him and make him do awful things. and then there'd have never been a george w. bush jr., and we'd all be happy as drunken clams right here and now.

if any of you DUers have such a device, i will volunteer for this hazardous assignment. if a man truly loves his country, he should be prepared to go back in time and do some awful awful things to save it.

[ComerPerro]

1. wouldn't work

George H W Bush would just find some other evil airheaded woman, and they would have children. The stupidest one would still be installed into the White House.

[SheilaT]

2. And George Sr would

marry someone else, have a bunch of kids, any one of whom might have turned out as bad as W. George Herbert Walker's own behavior and distance from the kids was also a factor in how they turned out. Don't ever think the mom is the only influence on children as they grow up.

[DS1]

3. even if I drank 14 martinis, and used the last two as glasses

she'd still be a fugly ho

[matcom]

4. you would have to bed her

and once she had a taste of the great mopaul, she would immediately fall in love with you and you would have to marry her.

so, you see, while she might not have been the Bar we all know today back then, she WILL morph into what she is now and you would be forced to gnaw off your own arm to escape her, resulting in your bleeding to death in the mopaul-bar sleeping chamber. that would mean your demise from these here boards and that would be truly un-'Murican.

sorry.

[Ganja Ninja]

5. And just imagine how beautiful the children would be.

:puke:

[moof]

6. sure your ready for a younger bar ?