Stupid fucking bird...

[Dookus]

if you're so damned defensive about your nest, DON'T build it over the doorway to a busy grocery store!! Sheesh!

I just got divebombed coming out of the market. Looked up and there's a nest - right over the entrance. Stupid fucking bird....

[bigwillq]

1. Birds like to build nests in the most unusual places

just to piss us humans offs. I love birds.
Stupid fucking humans...

[Dookus]

2. I love birds, too

but c'mon! Don't bite me on the head just cuz YOU built yer nest in a busy place!

[bigwillq]

3. Well if us humans keep building stuff all over the place

birds and other creatures are going to have no where to live. How the hell YOU think they feel?!

It could've been worse, the bird could've shit on you!

[Dookus]

4. heheh...

well there ARE plenty of trees around here. I'm just sayin'...

[bigwillq]

5. I would rather have a doorway then a tree but hey

that's just me!

[Dookus]

6. man

are you half-bird or something? The avian apologists around here!

That bird tried to KILL me! You didn't see the look in its eyes! I was lucky to escape with my life!

[bigwillq]

7. Well I am glad that you're OK

I wouldn't want anything to happen to you.

No, I am not half-bird but I do love birds alot. They seem so free cause they could fly all over the place and all it costs them is a little energy and some time well spent. I wish I could fly.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
spread my wings and fly away

[Archae]

8. Being a bird lover myself...

Heck, just look at my name and sig line, I say keep your #%$@!!! stores out of OUR territory, and we'll get along just fine! :-)

[bigwillq]

10. Hell's yeah

The Birds are running out of places to live and us humans keep pro-creating and are flooding our planet.

[Dookus]

12. I hereby offer

ANY of the big trees in my yard for this stupid bird's use.

Face it... some birds suck. This is one of them. Damn bird-lovin' commies....

[bigwillq]

13. That would be a nice gesture of you to offer the bird a tree

Now the challenge is to catch him and relocate the bird. The bird may not be too happy for a while but with a little nuturing from Dookus, the bird will be just fine.

If you offer a tree to this bird, you will receive a free invitation to the rally I am starting. Have a nice day!

[Dookus]

14. I ain't going to yer

hippie commie bird-fest. Eat all the seeds and worms ya want, but I'm gonna go eat some chicken in protest.

[bigwillq]

15. Chicken is good

But I'm sorry you cannot attend. You will be missed, Dookus.

BTW, what bird costume would you have worn if you went to the rally? Just curious.

[Dookus]

16. this one

it looks just like the bird that almost killed me.

[Archae]

17. be careful dookus...

As you can see, I've got some nasty talons. ;-)

[Dookus]

18. oh shoo

before I let my cat at you. Shoo! Filthy bird-loving commie hippie...

[Archae]

19. I got two cats!

PPBBLLTT!! :P

[Dookus]

20. I got THREE!

Fear the wrath of Molly!

[Catshrink]

9. So now that you've experienced both...

is it better to be pissed off or pissed on?

[geniph]

11. Hats are good

there are some places where I know I'm gonna just need to wear a hat in springtime. The University of Washington quad has killer death-crows that will attempt to split the skull of anyone walking beneath the trees they've nested in. You should see what they do to stray cats!

[Ladyhawk]

21. Just be glad my bird didn't bite you.

You really would have felt it.

[Kat45]

24. What a beautiful Amazon, Ladyhawk.

Tell me about him/her.

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. If you're so hungry...go to Denny's! Sheesh!

Just teasing...


kisses from Jessie!

[Dookus]

23. I'm afraid to go out now!

You know, the original event that became the movie "The Birds" happened right here in Santa Cruz...

http://www.santacruzpl.org/history/unusual/birds.shtml

[bigbillhaywood]

25. I got shit on by a pigeon the other day. Everyone said it was good luck

That day and the next sucked. Still waiting.

[JackDragna]

26. Kill the little bastard.

Birds stink.

[bigbillhaywood]

27. Air rifle. Nuff said. n/t

[Dookus]

28. lol...

yay! The bird-haters come out at night.....

Fuck the birds!

[Archae]

29. Do WHAT to the birds?

Kinky: Using feathers.

Perverted: Using the whole chicken. :D

[Dookus]

30. hey!

That chicken never said she was a cop!

[moof]

31. Feed the birds is from Mary poppins