Kirk Cameron says you're going to hell

[felonious thunk]

He's very disappointed in you, Kirk Cameron is. He knows that you're a sinner, and he knows that you're going to hell. He knows you've lusted in your life, and he knows that you've made up fake gods to please yourself. Learn more from Kirk, and how you've disappointed him.

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

[WI_DEM]

1. going to hell? just like his career

that is scary.

[LynneSin]

32. Those who can't act do Fundie Movies

Take a look at his screen credits - he's a child actor that went terribly wrong. Can't he just take up celebrity mole or boxing like the rest of them do???

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0131647/

He has to keep these crappy film jobs - 5 kids and counting and he's 4 years younger than me!

[blm]

44. Heh...and he hasn't figured out that LaHaye is in cahoots with Moon.

Fundies are such idiots. NONE noticed that LaHaye and Moon were aligned? Noone raised an eyebrow that LaHaye was a self proclaimed "mind control" expert?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

49. dammit! you stole my line!

i don't feel so clever now

[Paragon]

2. Yes, I know...

You're forced to watch Growing Pains for all eternity.

[Name removed]

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[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Kirk Cameron is nuttier than squirrel shit

[krkaufman]

5. chuckle. (thanks) n/t

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

13. How sad...

I actually went through the entire "Ten Commandments" section (after saying that I wasn't a Christian) and I can honestly say that if I weren't already a Christian, there's no way I would worship a vindictive little creep like the god of Kirk Cameron.

It's a shame the real Christians can't get restraining orders against people like these -- make them call themselves something else.

[LynneSin]

34. we're trying

believe me. I don't want this guy associated with us decent Christians!!

[GOPisEvil]

6. I've already been there.

I watched "Growing Pains".

[felonious thunk]

7. Alan Thicke never hurt nobody

[Az]

9. Thats only because

the first brain cells to die from exposure to Mr Thicke are the pain receptors. There after the victim turns into a pile of goo while the exposure to the Thicke waves destroys the rest of their brain. No one ever got hurt, but millions died.

[felonious thunk]

47. Circle gets the square!

I'll take Jim J Bullock for the block!

[Westegg]

61. As an adult, he had an affair with with a 15-year-old girl...

...who later went on to be a marginal actress in movies and TV. Did so while he was married. I have this on good authority. To be fair, I asked the actress in question if this were true, and she denied it. Predictably. But my Hollywood sources were adamantine...

[elperromagico]

8. I wanted to learn somethin' from his sister Candace in the early 90s,

if you take my meanin' there. ;) ;) ;)

[toddzilla]

10. his wife is goreous..

It'd be a shame to think that he would be all afraid to get down and dirty with her..



:spank:

[ProdigalJunkMail]

11. ok...i'm confused...nothing new :-)

On their logo, you see a cross and some letters. When I first looked, I thought it was the classic WWJD (What would Jesus do?) and then looked closer...WDJD. Maybe I'm daft...but what would the WDJD mean? Am I missing something?

theProdigal

[johnnie]

17. I am guessing

Why did Jesus die..or maybe something like that.
I do have to say...that site is a little scary. I felt like I was being asked to be in a cult.

[Bossy Monkey]

18. I'm thinking "What Did Jesus Do?" as the site's called Way of the Master

Mark 16:15, also on the logo, reads: And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature
http://aol.bartleby.com/108/41/16.html#15 Kudos as always to bartleby for having a verse finder for the KJV (http://www.bartleby.com/108/ dunno what the aol was doing in the other URL)

[ProdigalJunkMail]

43. well, that was just too obvious

guess I should have seen it coming. I knew the verse...just couldn't put it all together in one place: my brain.

theProdigal

[PROGRESSIVE1]

12. "To Hell" Just like his career. Isn't funny how every...

actor who fails is a right winger!?!

:crazy:

[BiggJawn]

14. Glad to know I'm not an "Idolator"...

"Is your god a god of Love who would NEVER cast anyone into a lake of fire? Well, THAT god doesn't exist. You invented him, and that's an IDOL..."

Fuck no. My interpretation of "GAWD" is that he is a petty, narcistic, contradictory puke that delights in human suffering.
of course, he doesn't really exist, either.

[Spider Jerusalem]

15. Kirk Cameron can suck my left nut.

The way his career trajectory has been going, his next gig is going to be as a professional Jesus impersonator, turning wine into urine at Baptist weddings..."Behold, my children! I remove the taint of the demon alcohol from this, and render it PURE ONCE MORE! Now take ye and drink, in remembrance of me!"

[TheMightyFavog]

21. Dude, you are so .sigged!

Awesome quote!

[terrya]

16. Well, I suspect that since I'm one of those "homosex-uals" those people...

are always on about, I imagine Kirk believes I'm automatically going to hell.

So, no redemption for me. :-)

Terry

[flamingyouth]

20. It's okay, Terry

I'll be there to join you. At least we'll be warm.;-)

[terrya]

25. Cool! I'm thinking "down there" will be a lot more fun anyway! At least...

we won't be around people like Kirk Cameron. :-)

[elfwitch]

35. I lived in South Texas most of my life...

Hell can't be any hotter than San Antonio in August.

[Missy Vixen]

54. Table for three

>I'll be there to join you. At least we'll be warm.;-)<

I really detest Tom Leykis, but he did say something I thought was funny as hell: "There's a pitchfork with my name on it."

Julie

[felonious thunk]

48. Well, I think we all are

I mean, I've often lusted of women, and apparently in Kirk's world, that means I'm also going to hell. I think he's saying that by coveting my own wife I'm going to hell, because we have decided not to bring children into a world filled with people like Kirk Cameron, yet we still lust and do naughty things.

[terrya]

70. Great! And we'll be joined by Bill Clinton! This is getting more fun...

Yep, felonious thunk. Lusting in your heart is automatic grounds for going "down there".

I'm going to like hell if there's all these great people joining me. :-)

Terry

[Fenris]

19. If people like Kirk Cameron are going to Heaven, I'd rather go to Hell.

[phillybri]

22. Fuck him....Cool avatar!!!

<-----------:-)

[Misunderestimator]

23. Yeah, I know... I always hated that twit. n/t

[TheMightyFavog]

24. Cripes... What a nutter.

End of Line.

[KamaAina]

26. Jerry Garcia says, "At least I'm enjoying the ride"!

That's "Hell in a Bucket", a very special dedication from Kama in Hawai'i to his close friend Kirk back in L.A. :evilgrin:

[Lavender Brown]

27. What is it with child actors from the 80s?

Ricky Shroeder is a RW nut too. :(

[TheMightyFavog]

30. Don't Forget Willie Aames..

Of Eight is Enough and Charles in Charge.

He played a character called Bibleman for a while. He stopped a while back so he could get back into the TV biz as a writer and producer.

[Lavender Brown]

31. Wtf?

BIBLEMAN?

[Fenris]

36. Oh yes, BIBLEMAN!

[Lavender Brown]

41. Thanks.

That image will give me nightmares tonight. :)

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

50. Wil Wheaton is cool, though

and has a great weblog

[Lavender Brown]

51. Yeah, so is Sean Astin. (nt)

[Donkeyboy75]

28. The Way of the Master sounds like a Kung Fu movie.

This is a joke, right? If so...

HILARIOUS!

[Misunderestimator]

29. OMG... Now that I've "experienced" this site...

that is so awfully weird. What a freak!! The first thing you have to do is choose if you are a christian or not a christian. If you choose "Not" it takes you took an interactive educational spiel about god knows what cause I had to stop it. If you choose "Yes a Christian" it takes you to its homepage.

The weird thing is that now that I already chose Not a christian, when I go back and choose christian, none of the links on the homepage work. Do they work for anyone else?

[elfwitch]

33. The content sucks but...

I have to say, in my professional opinion, the site design is really good. Whoever he hired to design and build the site did a really good job.

[Az]

37. Been to Hell already, really don't understand what all the fuss is about

Its nothing special. Actually a nice drive. You'd think with all the people that are supposed to be in Hell it would have a bigger population. But its just a convieniance store, a bar, and a bridge. Kinda quaint really. So whats the fuss about Hell anyway.
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Hell Michigan. Two roads lead to Hell Michigan. Darwin and Church. No, really.

[LynneSin]

38. Here's one christian we can all get behind: Moby

http://www.moby.org/info/faith.html

He's puts folks like Kirk Cameron to shame!!!

[Az]

40. There is a certain irony

To Christians with disdain for organized religion. I mean think this through for a second. If there were no structure or organization behind promoting belief in Jesus how would you have learned about it? The bible itself is a product of organized religion. We have no scrap of anything from Jesus beyond that work.

It is encouraging though that there are so many that break free of the organized structures and discern their own meaning within the work. I suspect you will find that we are all on the same journey. We are all seeing the same issues. We just take different paths to find the same truths and give them different names.

[noonwitch]

42. Bono/U2 are also christians who practice what they preach

Bono has given much time and money into trying to alleviate third world debt, among other issues.

[Vladimir]

39. I'm on a highway to hell... n/t

[Hell Hath No Fury]

45. Kirk on George & 9/11

Prior Knowledge? President George W. Bush has been accused of having some pieces of information that should have tipped him off about the 911 attacks. The prosecutors say that he failed the nation when he ignored the warnings about the attacks. If this is true—if the president knew the attacks were going to happen, and deliberately chose not to do anything about it, he would be guilty of the serious crime of “depraved indifference” and possibly even charged with treason. Depraved indifference is when you know of a catastrophic injustice or accident about to happen, and although you have the ability to help the victims, you selfishly choose to do nothing. Treason would mean that the reason the president didn’t warn the nation was because he was secretly helping the enemy! While I do not think the president is guilty of either of these crimes, I do think many professing Christians are.

snip...

No doubt you have unsaved friends and family members. You know they are facing great danger. God has informed you of the coming attack, and now commands you to “save them with fear, pulling them from the fire.” What are you going to do? Will you learn to skillfully use the “silver bullet” of His Law to bring the knowledge of sin and (by God’s grace) stop the destruction of your friends and family members, or will you keep your evangelistic gun in the holster, selfishly choosing to do nothing to help them and commit the crime of depraved indifference?

...snip

If you are not going out of your way to warn those you love to turn from their wicked ways and turn to the Savior, please examine your heart today. Let love swallow your fears and determine to do something. Get The Way of the Master book (Tyndale House), and our most effective ministry resources: The Way of the Master Foundation Course or the Basic Kit. In each of these we will show you, step by step, how to share your faith simply, effectively, and biblically…the way Jesus did. Don’t wait. Get one today!


I have three words for Mr. Cameron.

What. A. Freak.


As mentioned up thread, if going to heaven meant an eternity with shitbags like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George Bush and Kirk Cameron, I'll take hell, thank-you-very-much, 'cause that's where all the cool people will be.

[LynneSin]

46. Think about it - if you're in the afterworld with Falwell, Cameron, Bush..

and Robertson....

Then you know you must have been sent to hell.

Heaven is a world without idiots like this!!!

[Missy Vixen]

52. Is it too much for me to hope

>Learn more from Kirk, and how you've disappointed him.<

that Kirk has some "secret sin" that will be very publicly found out?

I realize this makes me meanspirited, but the legions of Christian celebrities who don't follow their own teachings doesn't tilt things in his favor.

Julie

[arwalden]

53. Kirk Says I'm A Blasphemer!!!! And A Lustful Adulterer, Idolater ...

and a LIAR!

"Making it worse? How could it be any worse?
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!"

-- Allen

Screw You, Kirk!

[felonious thunk]

56. Jesus Christ, Allen!

I mean goddamn it, how could you say such things! I'm sitting here in my new Aston Martin, using my laptop, in, um, Guam, getting drunk in a bar, lusting after women, and um. Well, anyway, I'm sure it'll all work out in the end. God is nothing if not fair.

[arwalden]

57. Seriously... Visit The Site And Click "No" I'm Not A Christian...

and prepare to be lectured by Kirk Cameron.

-- Allen

FYI: I have broken 9 out of the ten commandments. The only one I haven't broken is the one that prohibits murder.

[felonious thunk]

59. Yeah, I know. I did it

And realized that I'd broken most of them, and in fact do almost every day. As does every single other person in the world, including Kirk Cameron.

I enjoyed Kirk's lecture. It's nice to have him tell me that my entire life is a sham, and that he knows everything.

[arwalden]

62. Psst! Secretly... I Was Lusting After Him Too...

So, I visited the "I Am A Christian" section of the web site. It's frightening.

It's nothing more than a "HOW-TO" manual for proselytizing and recruiting.

-- Allen

[felonious thunk]

65. Oh geez. Kirk has a lot of work to do with you!

Well, Kirk has a good manner for it. I mean basically, it's all this, yeah you're going to hell, and you are evil and your entire life has been lived incorrectly, but he does it in a nice khaki and shirt set. He didn't mention Boner though. I thought that was a screaming ommission.

[elfwitch]

72. Me too...

I haven't killed anybody... YET!
Though I'm having not so nice thoughts about Kirk.

My favorite parts are the places where is says all Jews are going to hell. We love being told that.

[Dulcinea]

55. Ray Comfort?

Sounds like a porn star.

[galadrium]

58. what a tool

[NoPasaran]

60. Once again

Betraying the fact that I was raised by wolves and now live in a cave...

Who is Kirk Cameron and why is he condemning people to Hell? Has he been deputized by the Pope or something?

[Loonman]

63. Wow, he really is a wacko in addition to being a bad actor

Damn!

[Az]

64. Would love to use the Luke 6:30 bomb in this pompous twit

Might get some good loot out of him.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

66. ahahaha, so basically... Kirk is going to hell anyway.

Why bother to make a website about it?

[trixie]

71. I thought he was gay.........

I still do! Don't you hate it when these people use religion to make a buck? His whole website is nothing but a sales pitch. Did God license him? Is it a franchise?

Kirk - Go out and work like everyone else! Oh what.....you might break a nail?

Edited to put in ???????

[Kat45]

67. I still haven't digested what I've seen yet.

That was bizarre. I can only imagine what I would have seen if I had clicked 'no.'

[felonious thunk]

68. Oh you really should have clicked no.

[RPM]

69. Good

If he's in heaven, I'll take hell; Can't be worse than his shows.