75% of fishermen and women are master baiters

[m-jean03]

The rest of them vary in their levels of baiting mastery.:7

Edit...and I call myself a proofreader. ...

[Old and In the Way]

1. Wouldn't that be "baiters"?

;-)

[m-jean03]

5. Thank you.

Thank you. I knew that looked too close to the original word for some reason. Blah.x(

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. I bait my hooks

what's "bating"?

I am a master baiter :)

[GOPisEvil]

3. Remember the movie "The Toy"?

Master Bates...

[commander bunnypants]

4. cant tie a hook to sve my life

but i can bait

DDQM

[Donkeyboy75]

6. I always like to "feed the ducks" when I'm showing off my master baiting

skills.

[m-jean03]

7. Ducks are cute

But I had a goose bite my finger once:-)

[Donkeyboy75]

8. Am I going to have to

educate you again? Or are you now making double entendres that I don't understand?

[m-jean03]

10. I need some education

See, I only have my AAS, and you almost have your Ph.D. There is a vast difference between us in that sense. Educate me, wise Master Baiter.

Think what you want about the goose bite. I will only say, I hope it never happens again. ;-)

[Donkeyboy75]

11. Let me think about it.

Of course I don't mean formal education. That's just for people who don't have anything better to do.

I hope you don't have a finger. :scared:

[m-jean03]

12. An inverted finger

It was an extroverted goose

[Donkeyboy75]

14. ???

Now I'm lost.

:wtf:

I'm sure it was funny, though.

[m-jean03]

15. Of course it was funny--

I'm sure someone, somewhere, solipsistically interpreted it & found it funny. That's what counts.

Although, personally, I don't really know what I meant either.

But don't run from geese, anyway. They will chase you, and eat you alive.:)

[Donkeyboy75]

16. I have the legs of a greyhound,

and the flesh of a skunk's anal glands. I'm not too worried.

[Donkeyboy75]

9. A swan attacked my dog last year.

He's afraid of all avian creatures now.

[Endangered Specie]

13. Filthy Mind you got there... keep it up...

the good work that is ;)

[Beaker]

17. they did a survey, and found that 92% of men masturbate-

and that 8% of men lie to survey-takers.

[Endangered Specie]

18. and those 8% probably go at it more than the 92% combined.

[Angelus]

19. I'm a masterbaiter.

I can bait hooks really well. :evilgrin:

Oh, I do that other thing about once a day. :)

[Adams Wulff]

20. I'm in the 25% minority...

...I fly fish.