I just hit 6000 posts! Who wants to touch me?

[NightTrain]

n/t

[Gothic Sponge]

1. I would touch you

but i cost $50 for an hour. ;)

[Dors Venabili]

2. May I touch you for my first post on this board?

There! That's over with.

[NightTrain]

5. Sure! And welcome to DU.

Hope you like it here! :hi:

[newyawker99]

15. Hi Dors Venabili!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Dors Venabili]

17. Thank you

[Mobius]

3. touches you

:evilgrin:

[Jack Rabbit]

4. Touch

Image from http://www.mke.lu/FR/touch.html

[bubblesby2002]

6. Me please

Thank you
Bubblesby:hi:

[The Lone Liberal]

7. How about a nudge, a nudge is as good as a wink.

nudge, nudge, know what I mean?

[Lisa0825]

8. Can I touch your monkey?

(said with my pathetic German accent ala SNL's Dieter)

[Arugula Latte]

12. Dammit!

You took my joke. Sigh.

[Lisa0825]

14. Sorry, honey!

:kiss:

[boxster]

9. I said...WHO WANTS TO F***IN' TOUCH ME?!?

South Park.

[Fenris]

10. I was wondering if anyone was going to mention that

cockmaster

[boxster]

11. Hey, don't talk like that about Brian Boitano!

Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?

That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

[Fenris]

13. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I said,

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?"

"MR.GARRISON"

[newyawker99]

16. Congrats NightTrain!

:toast:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. I think the answer to that question is rather obvious.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1062806

[IronLionZion]

19. ooh, I love touching DUers!

[sus]

20. as much as i hate to admit it..

yes.

[demgurl]

21. Can I touch you?

Where am I allowed to touch you?????