I've just registered as a Repub, ask me anything!

[Hubert Flottz]

And I'll tell you a lie every time, like a good little drone lockstepping repub should! Hell will be FROZEN SOLID the day I vote for a Refudgelickin'!

[Skittles]

1. I'LL JUST KICK YOUR GOOSE-STEPPING ASS

HOW ABOUT THAT. :7

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I'll hold you to that!

Wouldn't do any good to register Repub, no other repub is running against Bush, so I couldn't vote for the other guy in the primary to derail Bush! All the other repubs failing to oppose Bush must mean they all agree with his crap, so they're all unpatriotic and all just as guilty!

[Fenris]

2. And where did the priest touch you?

:rolleyes:

[JackSwift]

3. Go get 'em

sneak in there, and catch them with their racist, screw the poor attitude. They'll never see ya comin!

[salin]

5. My hair just turned white and my skin grew green... ask me anything

;-) I KNEW you were kidding :D

[Hubert Flottz]

7. KIDDING?

I had to get my dog to type in the part about being a rethug! I couldn't bring myself to do that! He spells better'n me anyhow!

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. But isn't that cruelty to animals?

Or is your dog actually a Repuke? :scared:

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I'm starting to suspect him!

He's always looking for a free meal!

[patdem]

6. I certainly 'pray' you sign up to be a 'leader' like our friend Bob

Booderlang? If not why not? I am one...and I get the 'talking points' at least twice per month! Go for the jugular! Or is that jaguar? I keep forgetting! :shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

8. They don't even know how to approach me!

Repubs believe that they didn't do everything they could do to win if they haven't cheated in the process!

[zekeson]

11. Don't do that!!

Sends a shiver down my spine.

I had a call the other night. Someone thanking me for my support of the Repug party. I laughed and said they were surely mistaken. Why? Becuase I am not insane, I have not, nor have I ever or will I ever vote Republican. Oh, well, it must have been your wife. No, I wouldn't have married her if she voted Republican Well, someone at this phone number voted Republican. Huh?

I have no idea, but it might be that some Freeper type collected phone numbers at our recent County Fair (where I signed a contact sheet) and put us on the Repuggly contact list. The timeline works, calls based on voting don't work as we haven't voted since 2002. Tricky bastards.

Anyways, I was momentarily dazed and frightened that I had slipped into some kind of alternate universe where up is down, eft is right, black is white and good is bad. Kinda like media land and George W *.

You took me back there a minute...

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Sorry about the bad flashback!

I wish they'd call me sometime! I get letters from my GOPer rep in the US house once in a while and they go unopened into file 13! I can honestly say I've NEVER in over 30 years, voted for a single Rethug! I've left a couple of local Dems spots on the ballot blank over the years, but never have voted for a repub!

If I was in a position to make a law, I'd make one that said a repub has to do 4 years in jail for every four in office! It works out like that without that law around here most of the time anyway!

[Pale Blue Dot]

13. Did you skin get all scaly?

Do you fling your own feces?

[Hubert Flottz]

14. NO BUT!

I did get an instant urge to Lie, Cheat and Steal! I started growing horns and a tail too!

[Rhiannon12866]

15. I knew that you were kidding!

Did you ever notice that they don't have an equivalent of The Lounge on Free Republic? They also have a rule against swearing. I am glad you were kidding. It appears that they lack a sense of humor and don't have much fun!:shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

17. It's hard for a FReeper to have fun I guess!

They're too busy lying, plundering and pillaging to remember fun!

[SmileyBoy]

19. They DON'T??? That is TOO rich!!!

So, this is for YOU, FreiRepublikkk:

Fuck you, you fucks!! Fuck fuck fuck fuckolicious fuckorama motherfuck!!! Fuck, fuckity-fuck fuck fuck!! (As Cartman once said)

YOU CAN'T SAY FUCK!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (And other choice words)

Sorry about the excessive swearing, mods. I'll be a good boy from now on.:-)

[Rhiannon12866]

21. Your post made me laugh out loud!

Thanks, I needed that!:D

[Hubert Flottz]

22. Hey Isn't that dAnn Coaltar's boyfriend pushing that buggy!

She's having relations with a pusher I guess!

[44wax]

16. Why are some farts louder than others?

I will take my answer out of the way.

[Hubert Flottz]

18. A fart is simply a turd honking for the right of way!

As one gets older it's better to fart louder because your hearing becomes less acute, so the body tends to compensate!

[opihimoimoi]

20. Farts are Burp Cheats

Pub Farts are even worse, they stain a lot.

Come, we go hike look for pig, bring yo knife.

[Hubert Flottz]

23. Even though a Repub's farts smell worse than a long dead yak,

the farts still smell better than their ideas and agendi!

[opihimoimoi]

24. YOU WIN YOU WIN I OWE YOU DRINK

Come, we go bar, its on me all night.

[Hubert Flottz]

25. I could stay drunk till George is out and be better off!

Need something to deaden the pain!