Posts With Outrageous Subjects Thread #2

[m-jean03]

**Example**

Subject: I LOVE A NICE FUC

Message: SHIA tulip in the springtime. What's your favorite flower?

Edit- See rules in JCCyC's original thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1067790

[mitchtv]

1. the lowly carnation- love the smell

'el clavel" flor d'Espana. Then ther is 'papaver sonambulis (sp)> Simple and lovely

[NewHampshireDem]

59. Animal Lovers: Watch a dog pitch a tent!

http://www.k9advantix.com/content/files/camp.wmv

I love to watch dogs pitch tents, canoe, and have arts and crafts time. Summer camp is fun! :)

[m-jean03]

2. I THINK THE MODS ARE LOUSY

at being mean. For the most part they are a bunch of softies!

[southpaw]

3. Look at this picture of my 3 year old neice sitting on my cock

er spaniel... Fluffy just loves children.

[m-jean03]

4. DOESN'T IT HURT

his back? I hear dogs shouldn't carry kids.

[southpaw]

5. You must understand that Fluffy is a big, strong cock

er spaniel, and my niece is actually small for her age.

[m-jean03]

9. TRUE, I"VE NEVER SEEN YOUR COCK

er spaniel, but my veterinarian said that kind of thing is a bad idea. Once you get a kid started riding the dog, how will you get her to stop when she IS too big?

Just some friendly advice!:)

[SarahB]

6. I HATE MEN-

straul cramps. Ouch!

[m-jean03]

8. ME TOO! I THINK YOU SHOULD TASTE MY HOT MUFF

INS ,if you can stomach anything. They're good comfort food for PMS and cramps.

[SarahB]

15. I WANT TO EAT IT, BABY!!!

Are they blueberry or chocolate chip?

[m-jean03]

18. I THINK YOU BETTER TASTE IT YOURSELF

BECAUSE I actually baked some of each, but got them mixed up in the oven!

[SarahB]

19. Mmmmmmmm....IT TASTES SO GOOD! UNTIL NOW, I'VE NEVER TASTED MUFF

ins as good as yours. Can I have a recipe? :7

[m-jean03]

21. GLAD YOU LIKE! YES, THEY ARE GREAT WHEN YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MEN

STRUAL cramps. I don't know why, but I find them very soothing!
It's a simple recipe, but it will take me a while to put it together. I'll get back to you.

[Donkeyboy75]

31. WELL, BOTH OF YOU LADIES WOULD LOVE MY SPECIAL SAUCE IN YOUR MUFF

ins. Not only does it reduce cramps, but they taste delicious! I'd tell you how to make the sauce, but it's a family secret. Sorry.

[m-jean03]

7. BUSH WISHES HE COULD COME UPON SADDAM'S ARSE

nal of WMDS, but he won't find them anywhere, because they never existed!

[JohnLocke]

10. SKINNER SUCKS

...the lies out of the neocons.

[m-jean03]

16. HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO KEEP IT UP, TOO

DU, that is -- He really keeps it up well, I am always seeing improvements!

[Endangered Specie]

41. Skinner has a long hard

day bc of us routy DUers.

[JohnLocke]

11. RALPH NADER IS GREAT

ly overrated and an election-spoiler.

[m-jean03]

22. I BET HE TAKES MONEY TO SCREW

UP John Kerry's campaign

[Donkeyboy75]

34. CAN'T AGREE. I PAID NOTHING TO GIVE RALPH A GOOD FUCKING.

I refused to sign the petition to put him on the Illinois ballot in November.

[JohnLocke]

12. I LOVE W

illiam River Pitt.

[m-jean03]

13. YEAH, HE REALLY TURNS ME ON

TO a lot of new ideas. The man is simply brilliant!

[JohnLocke]

14. TO THE NEOCON IDEALS I LOVE

to hate.

[m-jean03]

23. He makes me appreciate the importance of the war

mongers' corporate loyalties. The corruption is astounding

[JohnLocke]

24. I BELIEVE PAUL BREMER IS HANDSOME

ly paid for his colonial governor services, the bastard!

[TOhioLiberal]

17. I HATE DEMOCRATS...

that act like Republicans! Zell Miller :puke:!

[m-jean03]

20. I HATE JOHN KERRY

'S RIGHT WING CRITICS. The man is obviously a patriot and a hero, whereas the Repugs are Chickenhawks with NO credibility.

[Donkeyboy75]

33. AGREED. ANN COULTER IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO

ine addict. There's simply no other way she could have both an addled brain AND an emaciated frame. She should save her negative comments for those who deserve them.

[Endangered Specie]

38. Id love to Give ann coulter a good long hard fucking

riot act reading

[Donkeyboy75]

47. HMM. I WOULDN'T LET HER TASTE MY SAUSAGE

even if I had ten pounds of it and she was penniless and starving. It would be poetic justice for her to feel the consequences of her radical conservative policies.

[Endangered Specie]

35. All of us love the Great Master Republican party

poopers.

[NightTrain]

25. Kids love me because I stay crispy in milk!

:evilgrin:

[Endangered Specie]

39. Would you like to taste my milk

its 2% and very fresh, $1.99 a gallon.

[SmileyBoy]

26. I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE HER MOUTH WRAPPED AROUND MY COC

-A LEAF PLANT.

[Name removed]

27. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[SmileyBoy]

28. AL FRANKEN IS SUCH A CUN

-ning orator. I love the way he speaks on Air America.

[SmileyBoy]

29. EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO FART

-ther into the past (thinking-wise) to remember some more funny things to say.

[Endangered Specie]

37. I love to see people passing gas

discount coupon cards.

[SmileyBoy]

30. DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND BLOWS

the lid off of all political competition on the internet!!!

[Endangered Specie]

36. DUers take it in the ass

tounding category in my book.

[Deja Q]

32. I put Ben-Gay on my hoo-hoo-dilly. Wanna know what happened?!

(is THAT outrageous enough for you, or must I tune in to "The Jerry Springer Show"?!! I'd rather rely on my own warped creativity for once... :evilgrin: )

[SmileyBoy]

40. I HAVE A HUGE WOOD

carving project I have to complete this week.

[Endangered Specie]

42. Dang, I just stepped in #2

thread for outragious subjects

[Endangered Specie]

43. MODS that lock threads are such big pussy

cat lovers.

[Endangered Specie]

44. Who else here hates Jews

who go on killing sprees?

[SmileyBoy]

45. I HATE WOMEN

who commit war crimes, like the one featured this week on 60 Minutes II.

[Endangered Specie]

46. women make it hard

to live without.

[SiliconMethod]

48. I just wanna smack that ho

se around and try to unclog it.

...Ok that wasn't funny.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

49. WE NEED A BIGGER WAR

drobe. Too many clothes.

[rumguy]

50. shave it!

[NewHampshireDem]

51. Ladies, do you like to play with big organs?

Then click here!

http://www.theatreorgans.com/laird/top.pipe.organs.html

[NewHampshireDem]

52. Gents, do you like nice tits?

Here's a nice pair



And you can find more here:

http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

53. THE IRAQ WAR WAS JUST

an oil-grab.

[NewHampshireDem]

54. I have a great little ass ...

see?
:kick:

Is that a great ass or what? I love the little guy ... he reminds me of Shrek's buddy, Donkey ... who is another great little ass.

[NewHampshireDem]

55. Please! Help Me Before I Kill Again!

someone else post on this thread ... I don't want to be the one to kill it :)

[Whitacre D_WI]

56. I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU

out of your hard-earned money.

[NewHampshireDem]

57. Thanks ... I needed that to keep me from killing again

I was afraid I was going to kill this thread.

[Whitacre D_WI]

58. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO KILL. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

t Rite's bottling plant. I hear it's a fascinating tour!

[NewHampshireDem]

60. I'm going to chug cock

tails made with Diet Rite ginger ale! Yummy.

[Whitacre D_WI]

61. I AM GOING TO DRINK DICK

Cheney's beer. That'll show him!

[Donkeyboy75]

63. I GAVE A SENSUAL TONGUE LASHING TO BUSH

's birthday cake. That'll fix him real nice. I have a nasty cold.

[NewHampshireDem]

62. Help me kill my family

tradition of potato salad at picnics ... can you suggest a good alternative?

[Donkeyboy75]

64. INSTEAD OF MAYO, I WOULD RUIN THE SALAD BY ADDING COME

dically large portions of sour cream. The salad will taste horrible, so perhaps your family will lose their appetite for potato salad.

[Whitacre D_WI]

65. WHEN I SAW YOUR ASS I CAME

right over and said "hey, buddy, how much for a donkey ride?"



Okay, I suppose that was just as bad as the subject.

[Donkeyboy75]

66. YOU'LL HAVE TO MOUNT ME BAREBACK,

As I don't have a saddle.

[NewHampshireDem]

67. Can you mount my ass

after you've stuffed it?

I've been looking for something to go over the fireplace, next to the stuffed beaver (see thread #1). :)

:kick:

[Moderator]

68. Locking

This has gone on long enough.