The Back-to-School Special of all CAPTIONS!! (Seek high ground immediately

[skip fox]

"Well it's my understanding that the energy took a sharp right when it shoulda gone straight ahead and that confused the mother grid and all the little grids fainted, or had a little coma attacks. I mean it's like kneeling down for a long time and standing up all at once. It's great. All you can see is black around the edges and just this little light down a long tunnel. So it's like when you're old and don't get enough exercise and then one day . . Pffffft! . . . See, it's simple. At least that's what my experts tell me."

[Lady Freedom]

1. Bush: Ya see,....

I have good people to tell me how to think! And thats what a good president is ta do! Get good smart people to run things!

reporter: But Mr. President, Isn't the president suppose to run things? That is, after all, what he is elected to do!

Bush: You don't understand. That si what I'm doing. I get goog people that are smart to run things! That is what a president does! Cheney said so!

[skip fox]

2. "Not to get too technical, but it's like dominos . . .

If you tip one over with your finger and the others are all standing up in the path then you get what the experts call a domino effect. That means they fall over one by one until they're all done or if you can pull some out of the way before the falling ones get to them then you can stop it from happening and the domino-effect (you still following?) can be stopped in its tracks. Then you gotta work standing all those dominos on their heads again so you can do it all over. See?"

[Aristus]

3. Ja see "Close Encounters" whure the guy did dis with his han'

an' everthin' lit up? It wuz kinda like thayat.

[underpants]

4. It's was just reflexes but W reached for a drink that wasn't there.

[cosmicdot]

5. W: I'm going veer off this grid talk for a sec ...

... and, update you on my road map ideas ... you know, my road map to the Nobel peace prize map for the Middle East ... as you know, I've come up with some neat ideas ... and, while watching the hired help clear brush from my AC'd room, another idea hit me ... we need to laminate these babies and let restuarants use them as placemats, and we could have some made up for coloring-in by kids while the family waits for their food to come ... this way, we can get the word out that peace can come when we drive away from fighting ... is that brilliant or what? It's so simple, it's gotta work ... now about that massive national grid problem we're trying to approach on a state and local level which was not caused by terra-ists because we're better organized than we were 2 and 1/2 years ago and have Ridge on board drawing a salary ... and, I just want to make it clear that corporations are not terra-ists in this country so we can stop that kinda talk right now ...

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Bush prepares to administer a Nazi Slap to a press agent!

"You Vill Rite Vhat I Tell You To Rite, Filthy Svine!"

[Avalux]

7. The Texas Pledge??

Well, lets see...I think you take this hand, and, um, it goes over your heart....wait a minute...that's not right...which hand is it anyway? Karl?

[skip fox]

8. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

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