What's the biggest zit you've ever pooped?

[Donkeyboy75]

This doesn't even make any sense. Nonetheless,

[SmileyBoy]

1. Pooping zits, eh???

Well then, I think it's time to see the doctor...:7

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

21. So, that's a ZIT I have down there?

Wow, it's so big it looks like an ass!

[forgethell]

2. sebaceous cyst on my back

basically a big blackhead that can't get out. had to have a doctor drill in andremove it UGH

[neverborn]

4. Sounds painful. Was it?

[forgethell]

16. No, actually not

but I had a hole in my back the size of a .22 shell. I had to keep it stuffed with gauze for a week or two. You can hardly see the scar, now. The problem was, when I first discovered it, I thought it was a tumor. that kind of put everything else into perspective.

[Triple H]

3. Biggest zit I have ever pooped???

If I ever pooped out a zit...I think there'd be trouble...

[SmileyBoy]

5. He stole my thread. PARTY POOPER!!!

(no pun intended)

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Yes, but I kicked yours back up with my wonderful tale.

;) Now I am sorry I did, you non Packer loving person you. ;)

[SmileyBoy]

7. Hey, it's all in good fun...

The Pack are a worthy adversary to us...;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Heehee...and now my thread has become some freaky Viking fan

hangout. ;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. Ever see a baseball bat-sized bubble of pus come out of a man's ass?

Well, I have.

[SmileyBoy]

9. It was shaped like a BASEBALL BAT???

Was he farting into it, or something???:D

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. No, I was just pooping.

[Donkeyboy75]

12. Size? Yes. Shape? No.

I'm surprised we don't know each other. It seems we hang out in the same "huge bubbles of ass pus" crowd.

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. Yeah, but you're a lefty, so it points right out of your ass.

Seriously.

I have to wipe my left ass WAY more than my right. I think the poop goes opposite your dominant hand.

For those ambidextrous folks, it just falls out.

[Donkeyboy75]

14. Well, I write right-handed,

so when I'm reading on the crapper, it falls right out.

[BiggJawn]

19. You knew Rush Limbaugh "back in the day"?

He's the only guy I know who'd have a big puss-bubble like that...

[SideshowScott]

15. Ages 13-24++ I was a very fertile Zit Farm..You Name em, I got em

I still get a rotten Breakout now and then at age 37. Last one was two humdingers on my cheek and temple at a cousins wedding..Embarrasing! But Ive gottem all..Big ass ones on my nose 3 times, on my back, all over my face etc..
The Biggest one I got was one on my temple that had to be the size of a golfball.It hurt like hell and would not pop. When it did it was quite gross.. Since I'm poor I could not get it treated and just hoped that store bought remedies worked. I still hate getting zits! Not good for the self esteem!

[Hemprus]

17. One time...

I was watching an Elvis movie on video and I noticed a wicked huge zit on my ass. First I thought it was an in-grown hair, but upon further inspection with multiple mirror angles, I deduced it was in fact one mother of a zit on my butt. Then came the hard part, pooping it. Lets just say the cleaning lady was not amused. :hurts: :wow:

[Donkeyboy75]

18. Great story!

Thanks for sharing, and taking this thread up a notch on the Disgust-O-Meter

[TrogL]

20. Armed forces story

We were on manoeuvers and didn't have access to washrooms and mirrors. I got a zit on my face so huge people were complaining it could be seen in the dark and demanding I pop it. When I did, it flew through the air and landed in the platoon sargeant's breakfast.

When the shooting died down, he said he wasn't all that upset because his appetite had already been ruined by the GPMG gunner's habit of popping his numerous zits and eating the results.

[Mrs. Venation]

22. I've Pooped My Brains Out

but I've never pooped a zit. Colitis makes life difficult sometimes.