Speaking of star wars prequels...

[Deja Q]

I can't stand them.

So, when Lucas goes ahead with eps 7-9, I believe at least one of the following will happen.

Which do you think will happen?

[ZenLefty]

1. The evil galactic empire makes a powerful secret weapon.

This time, they're even bigger, and they make a whole FLEET of them! They're flitting about the universe like Tie fighters on crystal meth.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. I hope they never EVER make more Star Wars movies

Next thing you know, the Care Bears will be starring in it.

[Deja Q]

8. Wasn't that "Return of the Jedi"?

Those were care bears on crack; the crack causing their hair to grow at a rapid rate... :scared:

[FlashHarry]

3. Other: It will SUCK!

I'm guessing it will consist of an hour-and-a-half of clunky expository dialogue performed against a green-screen background, followed by a happy, Ewok-esque denouement.

Is it any wonder that The Empire Strikes Back is the best episode? It wasn't written or directed by Lucas! He's a great storyteller but a lousy writer/director.

The best Star Wars prequel is the XBOX game, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

[screwfacecapone]

9. KOTR

Ain't that the truth. George Lucas should get some of the guys from that game to write the script for the next star wars movie.

[Khephra]

4. The people behind the animated series will take over?

[brokensymmetry]

5. Anakin skywalker -

will have plastic surgery. Before he puts on the black helmet and breath mask, his true features will be revealed. He'll look a great deal like our own beloved pResident!

[damnraddem]

6. Jar Jar comes to earth and is elected US president.

World rejoices at vast improvement over Dubya.

Jar Jar -- the best character in the entire series of movies. I love that Gundan strut.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. George Lucas is frozen in Carbonite (nt)