The post pompous rants about subjects of which you know nothing thread!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Yes, folks, just step right up and spout off about things of which you know not a clue!

I'll start. The internal politics of Ghana are divisive and futile. The President (or Prime Minister, I don't know, for I know nothing about Ghana) should be impeached for that stuff he/she did!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. the king of cambodia

is a queer loving fag

on edit: this was just a joke. not serious. i like cambodian king

[Chicago Democrat]

3. He prolly is though!

I think he's adorable!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. King Sihanouk?

He's a very cool guy.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. i know hence i like him

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. Yeah. We're cool, I knew you were joking, love.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. thanks baron

[MisterP]

23. he was too unfriendly to globalized business interests,

so we replaced him with Lon Nol, who laid the groundwork for Pol Pot (oops, it's a topic I know about!)

[Chicago Democrat]

2. Kerry should be ashamed of throwing away his Gibbons!

Gibbons are beautiful majestic animals! How dare he treat his Gibbons so callously!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. And what about when Howard Dean papered his seals?

Then he didn't want to unpaper his seals, or something. Anyway, there was a big brouhaha.

[m-jean03]

163. The truth is, Kerry never went to the jungle in the first place.

Therefore the man not only never owned a Gibbon to begin with, I doubt he's ever seen one outside of National Geographic.

[Chicago Democrat]

182. You Sir, are a homosapien!

And a masticater! And a bipedal!

[terrya]

5. I don't care what Brian Greene says! The string theory of physics...

is just a bunch of hooey!

[mouse7]

39. IS NOT!!!!! n/t

[mac56]

6. Things are not as they seem, nor are they otherwise.

Certain things happened that would have been better had they not.

Of course, I could be wrong about that.

[Fenris]

8. The Serbian president is a blatant homosexual!

Frankly, his utter refusal to either confirm or deny his own homosexuality confirms without a doubt that President What's-his-name-o-vic prefers the company of men. I am sure the opposition leader (whose name and politics I am unfamiliar with) can use this information to his advantage!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. Damn right! Perhaps the Austro-Hungarians should send in the Hussars!

And quell these uppity peasants.

[Fenris]

26. Agreed! And they should send in the Kaiser's dragoons to weaken them!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. Yes! We'll catch Rosa Luxemburg and her army of Lesbian Communists

but we must strike while the iron is hot! To Bucharest!

[Fenris]

33. And then we shall finally crush the Turks!

To Bucharest! To Boston, Turkey!

[Redleg]

11. Okay, some wiseguy already wrote about String Theory

so I will change delete what I wrote and be gone.

[Fenris]

12. Lord Archer is a fool! Clearly there exists no connection

Between Kantian philosophy and the art of cheesemaking. I defy anyone to prove me otherwise, and if you try, I will just call you a fool and tell you to shove it.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. But I did see the image of David Hume in a Taco Bell salad last week.

which proves and disproves the non-existence of God.

[Fenris]

24. A Scotsman in a taco salad! Preposterous!

Hume would only manifest himself in either a plate of Haggis or a bottle of Dewar's!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

28. Immanuel Kant, however is quite the fast-food slut.

He's been seen in a Jack in the Box in Spokane, a Swiss Chalet in Thunder Bay and a Burger King in Guadalajara - all in the last week!
Signs of the apocalypse, my friend.

[Fenris]

32. I hear he wrote his "Enquiries" whilst at a KFC in Phoenix!

He got grease on the pages and smeared some of his original ideas!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

35. Still, it's better than Heidegger and the whole Wendy's incident.

I believe he's still barred, chain-wide.

[Fenris]

42. Sartre was forcibly removed from a White Castle in Queens

For public nudity and sexual harassment.

[m-jean03]

45. See, that's how all opponents of

peaceful resistance end up. Sad and ridiculous shadows of the men they once were.

[Fenris]

50. He was a fool for not embracing violent opposition!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

51. Philosophers of the World, Unite!

[Fenris]

54. Indeed! Out-think the normals and then kill them!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

57. If it's not love, then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb

the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will keep us together.

[Fenris]

59. If only Morrissey hadn't murdered that family in Iowa

He might be famous today.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

61. Yes, but only if he'd ditched that ridiculous guitarist, Colonel Gadaffi.

[Fenris]

66. Purple outfits and mirrored sunglasses are not wise fashion choices.

I'm not sure why Morrissey decided to go that route either.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

67. And the assless chaps. Not wise.

[Fenris]

70. It turns out he didn't work out as much as we thought.

And now look at him! Over 600 pounds!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

73. Yes, almost all of it in his ears!

Who'dathunkit?

[Fenris]

78. And he claims it's water weight!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

86. Where can we take this now!

We've boxed ourselves in!

[Fenris]

94. Damn! We're now posting vertically!

To the consortium!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

110. We must think of a way of continuing this to achieve true vertixity.

Morrissey is Karl Rove. And I can prove it!

[Fenris]

122. Then prove away!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

127. The only proof I need I discovered in my Fish Mine in the Yukon

nigh on thirty years ago.

[Fenris]

130. It was a dark and stormy night...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

134. and the Narwhals were restless. Still, I knew that I must find John Denver

before dawn, or lose the Silmarils forever.

[Fenris]

135. Aye, twas brillig, and I had discovered a severed head on my lawn

And proceeded to play football with it, with no sense of guilt. But I soon found out it was that of Jennifer Saunders.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

138. Ah, Jennifer, it was all downhill after you bought Latvia, wasn't it.

I thought, before booting her head into my urine-filled swimming pool, which I'd stocked with Nurse Sharks.

[Fenris]

144. The sharks devoured her head and I went inside to lunch

Only to discover that it was still night and I only had a jar of Vegamite and an assortment of Shane MacGowan's teeth to feast on.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

146. What was a boy to do? I went out for dinner.

Downtown Whitehorse is bereft of fast-food choices after midnight, but I knew Big Arthur's Dead-Horse Flog Buffet would still be open.

[Fenris]

155. Taking my place at the bar, I ordered a plate of

Rocky Mountain Oysters and a glass of Clamato. Little did I know that he was watching me the whole time.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

173. I turned around. 'Damn You! Shabba Ranks! Take your skull-puppets

and go and pester some other lost soul!'

[Fenris]

180. But yea verily, Shabba Ranks did not, and looking me in the eye

he threw his Ethiopian phallus flute at me and cursed my name: "Rebbahamshute".

[Screaming Lord Byron]

181. and then I woke up. It had all been a dream. Or was it?

There at the end of the bed sat Morrissey. He smiled beatifically.
"Would you like some tea?"

[Fenris]

185. And 'twas then that he removed his rubber mask and revealed himself:

GENERALISSIMO KARL ROVE

[Screaming Lord Byron]

193. And then I removed my rubber mask to reveal myself as....

Generalissimo Francisco Franco!
Let the man-sexing begin!

[Fenris]

202. (The following scene is missing from the film)

<For more information, please contact [e-mail] for more information>

(This thread will never die!)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

211. Our film reopens in a small bible-belt Evangelical college.

John Ashcroft is finishing a concert for dozens of adoring fans....
"We got hot-shot jocks explainin'
How eatin' right and trainin'
Gonna save you from yourself and make you free
But just buildin' up your body
With kung-fu and karate
Ain't no ticket to a bright eternity!"

"Thank you. America Bless God"

After the show, a buxom young woman approaches the AG. She whispers conspiratorially in Ashcroft's ear. Ashcroft blushes, then quickly regains his tight-assed composure.
"Oh....

[tigereye]

205. ahh I knew there was a Franco connection.

there always is.

[Donkeyboy75]

68. Bullshit. The Clutters had it coming.

That vitriolic review they wrote destroyed his career, it was no fault of his own.

[m-jean03]

25. There are actually some similarities, as ridiculous as the proposition

sounds. Of course, I doubt you have more than a layman's knowledge of either subject so I would only confuse you if I went into details. Just think about synthetic propositions for a while. You'll get it.

[Fenris]

29. Fool! Take your synthetic propositions and shove them!

Kant was a phony and a liar! You and Lord Archer are merely pawns in his capitalist game! Long live the proletariat!

[m-jean03]

14. This is too hard -

Apparently, I know everything about everything.

So Ask me anything.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. Why is the sky blue?

[m-jean03]

31. Well, see, there is a lot of extra blue #27 floating around.

Prior to the industrial revolution the sky wasn't actually blue. In fact I find the color of the sky to be beautiful and poignant, a daily reminder of the plight of the downtrodden worker in towns where the dye manufacturing has been shipped overseas.

Though you may dispute the claim that the sky wasn't always blue, here we can actually discuss Kant again. "The sky is blue" is a synthetic proposition, and it can't actually be proven.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

36. Damn You Logician!

[Ladyhawk]

184. Obviously, you haven't been listening to Air America over the Internet. nt

[Donkeyboy75]

186. LOL!

[jobycom]

15. The humingbird is one of six species of animals that

enjoys marmalade with vegetation. It is the only species of that group which flies, and one of two that prefers cranberry marmalade to orange.

Or vice versa, I get confused.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. LOL! Genius.

[Richardo]

16. The Pittsburgh Pirates are the best baseball team EVER!!

They've merely been lulling the rest of the National Leaugue into a false sense of security for the last 12 years.

Just WAIT! The GM has some killer trades up his sleeves and an incredible amount of leverage to get whoever he wants, starting with the resigning of Barry Bonds.

The rest of baseball are mere tools! Bwahahahahahahaha!

[Bunny]

174. Listen to Richardo! He knows what he's talking about!

I'm going to go see these very same Pittsburgh Pirates on May 7th. The rest of the NL will soon rue the day they made fun of the Buccos!

[Richardo]

194. I'm going to see them 5/6 in Houston!

Sweet!

[Bunny]

200. You're shitting me!

We'll compare notes on the 8th! I'm going by way of a school sponsored trip - so I'll be ridin' the big Cheese Wagon (school bus) to the city for the game. Downside: I'll be riding a school bus with a bunch of screaming little Catholic school punks. Upside: I have a designated driver, so I can drink all the 'Arn City I want!

Hope you enjoy your game Richardo, and may I add that the Pirates are very cleverly starting the season in the basement, so this will only make their ultimate trouncing of the entire NL that much bigger of a surprise!!! Woo Hoo!

[tigereye]

206. my son's school is going tomorrow

I am looking forward to sitting in the ballpark but I just realized we are in last place. :(

[Bunny]

207. All right!

You and me and Richardo can have a post-mortem this weekend! The Buccos are not doing very well at all, are they?

[tigereye]

208. was it 10W-12L?

Well it is still early and there were teams that were doing much worse. Hope springs eternal.

[Donkeyboy75]

21. Pish-posh!

You are clearly some rogue agent of the highly illegal and nefarious opposition. The great leader of that country has done nothing but great public works! You need look no further than the increased literacy rate in Papua New Guinea as evidence!

[m-jean03]

34. A fascist sympathizer on DU??

There may be an increased literacy rate, but what good does that do a population who is only allowed to read official propaganda???

Alert! Mods!

[Donkeyboy75]

55. Read my post carefully, Miss Brain

I was simply crediting the Ghanain leader with increased literacy in PNG...despite the efforts of the despotic Papua New Guinean leader!

So, just one phrase for you:

Tais-toi!

On edit: much easier to converse with you in English...but much less fun, especially because I now have to worry about the prying eyes of the mods!

[m-jean03]

152. I read it and I wished I hadn't.

Your sympathies for that fascist bastard who sold out his people to the WTO and NAFTA demons under premises of democracy is repulsive to see on a supposedly left-wing site. I suppose you find numerous merits in economic imperialism? I suppose you would say the parasitic relationship of first to third-world countries is "for THEIR own good" -- "THEY" of course being a supposedly "acceptable" term referring to the eternal "other", perpetually dehumanized and despised so you can sleep soundly at night.....right???

[Donkeyboy75]

158. Well...yeah. What's wrong with that?

:shrug:

[m-jean03]

160. Get your big ass out of here!

Mods!!

[Donkeyboy75]

165. Hit the alert button.

I DARE you.

[m-jean03]

167. Peut-etre plus tarde.

Mais je veux jouer plus avec toi - Je sais que tu l'aime.:evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

168. Oui, mademoiselle.

Mais tu dois être plus gentille si tu veux voir mon yang. :evilgrin:

[Fenris]

22. I for one think that the current condition of the Colombian nation

is the direct result of the ongoing war between coffee and sanka. Nothing short of violent, coffee-fueled revolution will turn the country around.

[glarius]

27. Geoge W Bush should stop pretending he's stupid! It's no longer funny!

This act has gone on long enough....

[Tom_Foolery]

37. The fine line between right and wrong...

is actually a broad stroke if viewed from the vantage point of not knowing when or where the line should be drawn or if it should be crossed to take advantage of what might be on the other side of the side on which you stand if the grass is greener...I guess.

[m-jean03]

48. Yeah but if you walk that line

You are walking with the greatest and holiest souls of all time, and you will be absolved of all sins before ascending to a place more beautiful than heaven and more peaceful than nirvana. Amen.

[kmla]

38. The nihilistic tendencies of the existential movement...

... is superfluous in the fact that every mammal, arachnid, insect, and marsupial suffers from a limited chronological existance!

Everyone meets the same end! NO exceptions. Except for those who have their heads frozen in a crygenic stasis, and who may eventually be re-animated...

Or something like that.

[m-jean03]

43. Nihilism is silly and smallminded --

Nietzche in the end had to give in to his love of the spirit of God in the meekest of creatures, a village horse being beaten by its master, who he threw himself upon in a sobbing rage, before losing his final battle with madness.

[kmla]

52. Hey - you're not playing fair....

It sounds like you know something about the subject. That's cheatin'.

[m-jean03]

65. Well, I told you, I know everything about everything!

Really, I just made my own pretentious assumption about him giving in to the spirit of God, though the events did otherwise indeed transpire as described!

Although I must add, Nietzche was delusional and prone to melodrama, and probably could have been cured of his nihilism and led to the proper Enlightened Path of the Buddha-Christ-Archetype with the proper diet and meditation techniques.

[kmla]

105. I thought it was just 'cause he was a poopyhead...

And he thought too much. Pointy-headed elitist and all that...

[Fenris]

40. The most brutal Scottish landowner was Sir Paul McCartney

Who ruled over most of Glasgow with an iron fist for two weekends in the seventeenth century. During that period, he executed tens of hundreds of cats for catching mice on the Sabbath and forced the residents of the city to wear dresses. He was finally overthrown by that other tyrant of the highlands, Sir Lawrence McMurtry, who immortalized Sir Paul in an epic novel that takes so much time to read no one in history has made it through the first of 217 chapters.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

44. Your subjugation and fascist rule of Oregon in the mid-1950's

was responsible for the entire West Coast being picked up and taken away by seabirds. I cock my snook at you, sir!

[Fenris]

47. And I jimmy my hatpins toward your mother!

And really, how much do you miss the West Coast. Frankly, the country is better off without it. Though the army of seabirds on our western flank was something of an undesirable side-effect.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

60. Now the great coastal metropolis of Boise is drenched in bird shit!

[Fenris]

69. And they've changed their name to Boiseé

I believe it's pronounced "Bwa-Zay". Foolish Idahoans!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

71. Yes. But, I believe Montana's army of Egotistical Satanic Robots

will be overwhelming the city in a matter of days.

[Fenris]

80. Yes. They will procede to convert them to Baha'i.

And change the city's name to Los Angeles (which is still in the possession of the seabirds).

[m-jean03]

72. But you know who is really to blame for this don't you?

SKULL AND BONES!! SKULL AND BONES!!! SKULL AND BONES!!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

75. Damn you, John Kerry, Duke of Iceland!

You and your midget pole-dancing cohorts!

[Fenris]

83. He and George Bush, King of the Marshall Islands, are in cahoots!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

87. Yes Cahoots, that evil land of sinners and encyclopaedia salesmen.

[Fenris]

92. Encyclopaedia salesmen - highest rate of suicide in the Islands.

The literacy rate of 15 doesn't help.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

113. The first signs of a salesman's decline is when they start ripping

out the pages of their wares and replacing them with hard-core Puffin porn.

[Fenris]

124. Puffin genitalia is remarkably unerotic.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

128. No, but the hot Swedish models they're pictured shagging are.

[Donkeyboy75]

151. Um, Fenris?

By posting on this matter, you're insinuating you know nothing about puffin genetalia. The 600 pictures on your hard drive state otherwise.

[m-jean03]

169. You should know.

Since I have sources which tell me you were the one who downloaded them.

You should know, I've actually been in contact with a group of Washington lobbyists who are trying to put people like you in jail. They are a small but very powerful contingent. You hear of the Puffin Protection People? Wel,l you will. They are donors to both the Democratic and Republican campaigns and will stop at nothing to end the proliferation of Puffin Pornography.

Consider yourself warned, pervert.:grr:

[Donkeyboy75]

171. Look, I have a problem.

I need love and support, not threats and hatred. Just like you Rush-worshipping dittoheads.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some..er..work to do on my computer.

[m-jean03]

41. Peace is a miasmic waste of energy .

Surplus does us no good. If you've got it, spend it. Preferably on something exciting, like tickets to NASCAR or land wars in Asia. If you can breathe, you might as well be fighting. If we've got missiles, we should shoot em. Otherwise men won't be men because what's a man who doesn't fuck, right?. EOM

[Donkeyboy75]

62. Hmmm....

Is it any coincidence that you have the most posts in this thread? I mean, it is all about posting things you know nothing about...:)

I'm gonna duck now.

[m-jean03]

111. Monsieur Baudet.

Vous etes un ane trés grande. Aussi je ne veux plus coucher avec toi, parce que tu n'aime pas les filmes musicales . Si tu veux me voire nu, tu as besoin de dire quelque chose gratis de Fred Astaire.

[Donkeyboy75]

129. Trop amusant.

"Vous etes un ane trés grande." Tu as fais une erreur. J'AI un ane grande...pas es.

Ah, Mlle Cerveux, tu sais que je t'aime, mais je ne me peux pas forcer d'aimer les filmes musicales. :puke:

Mais, pour te vois nu, je dis: "M. Astaire a eu les dents beaux."

;)

[m-jean03]

179. Un question seriéux. Porque est-ce que je ne peux pas dire

"You are a very big ass"? :shrug:

[Donkeyboy75]

188. Tu me fais rire.

Ceci, un question seriéux? J’ai fait une plaisanterie…alors c’est ne l’est pas bonne. Je pensais que c’est plus correct à dire “You have a big ass.”

[Screaming Lord Byron]

198. Je t'aime...

Je t'aime
oh, oui je t'aime!
moi non plus
oh, mon amour...
comme la vague irrésolu
je vais je vais et je viens
entre tes reins
et je
me retiens-je t'aime je t'aime
oh, oui je t'aime!
moi non plus
oh mon amour...
tu es la vague, moi l'île nue
tu va et tu viens
entre mes reins
tu vas et tu viens
entre mes reins
et je
te rejoins- je t'aime je t'aime
moi non plus
oh, mon amour...
comme la vague irrésolu
je vais je vais et je viens
entre tes reins
et je
me retiens
tu va et tu viens
entre mes reins
tu vas et tu viens
entre mes reins
et je
te rejoins- je t'aime je t'aime
oh, oui je t'aime!
moi non plus
oh mon amour...
l'amour physique est sans issue
je vais et je viens
entre tes reins
je vais et je viens
et je me retiens
non ! maintenant
Viens!

[Nailzberg]

46. I hate apologists of the Swedish ethnics genocide at the hands of the Fins

It's about time we drag those Finnish bstards to the Hague and see justice!

[m-jean03]

159. I agree with you there, good friend.

Sorry I haven't replied, but your point was so obvious, and has been discussed so much as of lately. What are your theories on why it hasn't happened? If you ask me, it's the Yale Skull and Bones society and how they control everything including public restrooms in Texas and Washington D.C. Maybe if everyone would boycott public restrooms, we would see some change?....But I dream, don't I.

Well, nice to see you here today. Looking forward to hearing from you.:hi:

[Donkeyboy75]

166. Just spare Marjo Hämäläinen

He had nothing to do with it.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

49. The music of Senator John McCain is deeply overrated.

Particularly his no-wave indie meanderings in the mid-80's

[Fenris]

53. You should hear the album he made with Robert Pollard!

"Robert Pollard and John McCain Sing About Campaign Finance Reform and Booze."

[m-jean03]

56. He was going through his intellectual,

pseudo-existentialist phase at the time, he was too pretentious to be in touch with any kind of creative genius.

Have you heard his most recent stuff? He comes across a bit more down-to-earth.

[Donkeyboy75]

58. Well, contracting a potentially fatal disease will

do that to a man. Look at how Oral Roberts turned his life around after God threatened to "take him home" unless he raised $6 million. He's a regular Joe Six-Pack now.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

64. Yes, but I think that sex-funk record may have pushed the boundary too far

Still, his collaboration with Prince worked out well, I thought.

[m-jean03]

140. LOL!

The funk wasn't bad, it was the revealing photos in the liner notes I thought went a little far. John McCain prancing half naked in an "enchanted garden," like some poser acid-head -- yeah right man, if you want to do 60's nostalgia, be constructive and protest the war or something.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

148. And the way he kept rapping about his 'lance of love'

Disturbing, let me tell you.

[m-jean03]

170. Ooohh.. I actually liked that part!

:D :9

[Screaming Lord Byron]

199. You know, that may very well be in the dictionary under 'don't go there'.

:D

[Misunderestimator]

63. They should do something about the violins on television n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

74. Yes. They are clearly phallic symbols

indicative of the male-dominated society we live in.

Finally, someone on DU who makes sense!

[Misunderestimator]

101. LOL That thought didn't even cross my mind

Though the cello could certainly be construed as a matronly symbol...

[Donkeyboy75]

115. Subject: So what would the offspring of a violin and cello

be? A bass? If so, I no longer question why cellos always insist on C-sections.

[Misunderestimator]

121. I think it would be a viola

C-section only required if the violin is the mother.

[Donkeyboy75]

132. Easy for you to say.

Have you ever been through a 75-hour labor with one of those buggers? I've seen it in person. Not pretty. :dunce:

[m-jean03]

126. That's hilarious! What does Donkeyboy know of male domination?

You wish the violin was a phallic symbol, don't you? You wish everything was a phallic symbol so your patriarchy could go on oppressing us womenfolk! Well, I've got something to say about your goddamn violin, you pig -- it makes beautiful music and I play it all by myself!

[Donkeyboy75]

131. Keep your grubby hands off my violin!

I was simply stating what is plain for all to see. Worship the great Stradivarius!

[m-jean03]

139. It's my violin, god damn it.

I'm reclaiming the violin from bastards like you, along with the word "bitch".

I'm heretofore a bitchy violinist... et ça veut dire, un femme forte qui est chaude avec amour... }(

[Donkeyboy75]

149. Oh, you wish the violin was yours. See post 142.

Mais pas pour moi. Je n'aime pas les filmes musiques. :(

[Whitacre D_WI]

76. My breasts are attractive to men, but they cause back pain.

[Donkeyboy75]

79. Dude, I told you to go with SALINE implants

You took the phrase "over the shoulder boulder holder" WAY too seriously.

[Whitacre D_WI]

81. But the silicone are so perky!

[Donkeyboy75]

Well, those are better than boulders.

Still can't figure out why you went with option 3. :shrug:

[m-jean03]

77. Thanks guys.

I needed this today!:hug:

[Whitacre D_WI]

82. I dunno what I did, I just showed up on this thread.

But you're welcome! :party:

[Fenris]

85. And thank you, too.

This is certainly the most enjoyable thread we've had in a while.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

89. Aw, shucks.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

84. I AM MORGOTH! BLACK ENEMY OF THE WORLD!

Would anyone like some donuts?

[Fenris]

88. No, but I would like an Eclaire if you have one. And a cup of blood.

Human blood.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

91. Damn! I only have Walrus!

[Fenris]

95. Throw in a tusk and you've got yourself a goddamned deal!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

116. OK! But I want my Coelacanth back!

[Fenris]

119. I think it just was redeclared extinct.

Damn! So close.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

123. Well, after the Tasmanian Devil fiasco, I wasn't going to give you

a second chance, was I?

[Fenris]

125. The American Government and I have apologized for that.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

136. Sure, if you call that an apology.

Bush wandered over, dropped his pants, and shat on my foot. What was I to do?

[Whitacre D_WI]

90. I am dolo amber talking about music.

Aphex Twin!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

98. I am Al Hedges! Now my true identity can be revealed!

[Fenris]

103. You look more like Colm Meaney.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

117. Oh, you asked for it. Gaze on the true face of Fenris!

[Fenris]

120. That suit is not representative of my true girlish figure.

I shouldn't have said "lamé".

[Whitacre D_WI]

161. Fenris is Siouxie?

That's so fuckin' cool!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

183. Fenris is hot! Yowsa!

[Whitacre D_WI]

189. He needs to shave his pits, though.

Ever see the "Dear Prudence" vid? :scared:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

191. Oh...right.

Ow.

[Whitacre D_WI]

104. Pater nostram domine....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

118. FECK! ARSE! DRINK! FECK!

[Whitacre D_WI]

93. Morrissey is my father!

[Whitacre D_WI]

96. My favorite kind of traditional Finnish musical theatre...

...is vastly superior to your favorite kind of traditional Finnish musical theatre!

[Donkeyboy75]

157. Yes, but I think we both can agree on the talents of

Marjo Hämäläinen

[Whitacre D_WI]

97. I am full of okra!

[Fenris]

99. Jesus Christ Supercollider is the best band ever!

[Whitacre D_WI]

Fie! The greatest band ever is the Prodigy!

[Fenris]

106. "Smack My Bitch Up" is the greatest song ever.

[Whitacre D_WI]

112. No! It is "More than a Feeling!"

[Fenris]

114. Or is it "Afternoon Delight"?

[Donkeyboy75]

107. Come on. We all know they are a no-talent rip-off

of MC 900 foot Jesus.

[Whitacre D_WI]

100. I am libidinously aroused by Chief Justice William Rehnquist.

Ask me anything!

[Donkeyboy75]

102. Is that why you got implants? eom

[Whitacre D_WI]

108. Lefthanders are pleasant conversationalists!

They are also physically attractive and fine to smell.

[Fenris]

109. But have poor masturbation skills.

[Donkeyboy75]

143. Ahem. I TOLD you.

Those are NOT blisters, but rugburns. An unfortunate side effect of trying to reenact an infamous scene from my favorite 1950s East German film noir.

[Donkeyboy75]

141. Your turnabout on this issue is heartening

but the waffling on this issue is reminiscent of a certain Massachusetts International House of Pancakes.

[m-jean03]

154. Skull and Bones, my friend.

They're everywhere.

[Donkeyboy75]

164. Your paranoia threatens the credibility of this entire

forum.

[m-jean03]

172. One word for you:

Sheeple! Goodbye, I have work to do!!

[m-jean03]

133. The fact that this thread is dominated by men really proves a lot.

Namely, that men are pretentious smart asses who either think they know everything or think they are really damn funny. C'mon, guys, get over your dicks!

*ducks*

[Screaming Lord Byron]

137. We're full of shit and proud of it, baby!

[Donkeyboy75]

142. And it proves you want to be one!

[m-jean03]

145. You are a dualist. That's too bad.

Gender is outdated and unenlightened concept -- We all are but mixed measures of the yin and yang energies of the cosmosphere.

[Donkeyboy75]

150. Yes, but I know I have a yang.

And not a yin.

[m-jean03]

153. Your yang is overrated

And you repress your yin.

[Donkeyboy75]

156. My yang is NOT overrated.

I have a gaggle of admirers at the Shady Pines Senior Village that can attest to that.

[Whitacre D_WI]

162. Whereas, my yang is greatly underrated.

That'll tell me to let Fenris take pictures.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

195. Yeah, but when they saw my Wang Chung.

Man, I've scarred them all for life.
Everybody have fun tonight. Man, they were not joking!

[CO Liberal]

147. "Greetings, Conversationalists All Across The Fruited Plain..."

Everything Rush Limbaugh says is a pompous rant about subjects of which he knows nothing....

[PopSixSquish]

175. I Think I Hurt Something While Laughing at this Thread

Well-reasoned and intellectually stimulating debate such as this is why I joined DU.

:hi:

[m-jean03]

177. Glad to have you here!

Yeah, we are very reasonable and stimulating, although perhaps over-stimulated at times. :)

[Donkeyboy75]

187. Hey! Get back to work!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

192. Watch out -- excessive laughing can cause Aspargus Syndrome (nt)

[m-jean03]

176. I'm going to bookmark this thread,

And pull it up when I need a laugh sometime.

:yourock: :hug:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

178. The referee in the 2000 Olympics Badminton final was BOUGHT!

I fail to comprehend why didn't Burkina Faso file a formal complaint after that left-side referee (the bald one) failed to notice three, I say THREE obvious oversteps by the Slovenians in what, two minutes?

[Endangered Specie]

196. heh, and that French Gymnastics judge...

WHat is it with French judges, how the hell do you get a 9.5 after tripping three times?

[NightTrain]

190. When the Dow Jones Industrial Average falls by more than 10 points...

...necrophiliac enema nurses are legally required to temporarily assume control of the Nebraska State Legislature. This arcane law dates back to the late 19th century and the collapse of the Saturn ice mines.

[SarahB]

197. Oh, how I love the Yankees

Oh yes I do. :eyes:

[Briarius]

210. Little know Yankee fact:

Every player bathes in goats blood pre-game so that they slide better. Despite repeated attempts by the Prime Minister of Luxemburg, this practice continues to this very day.

[Failure]

201. I'm new to DU, and I have no idea how to use it effectively n/t

[WoodrowFan]

203. what's with the big eyes in Japanese Animation?

Why do all the characters in japanese cartoons have suich big eyes? It must mean something sexual!

[ScreamingMeemie]

204. Croquet players are completely and utterly disregarding the rules of this

fine sport! I don't know how many times this past week I have heard of them circumventing the rules just to be able to hit that little wooden doo hickey thing. And then, they blatantly flaunt it, for cripe's sake!!!! It's an outrage, I tell you! And our senators should be looking into it!!! I mean why the heck did Bush not address this in the State of the Union??? It is far, far, far, more important than a couple of athletes taking a couple of steroids....sheesh!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

209. Half Life 2

HL2, being a popular game, was hijacked on purpose, from within Valve, co. The illedged "stealing" of the source code for the game allowed the creators to push back the release date because they didn't have the game finished and didn't want to admit it.