Selling a wedding dress the Ebay Way!

[Blue-Jay]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343&category=6

I almost want to buy it myself!

[KinkyDem]

1. 197,000 hits

Holy shit!

This is honestly one of the funniest things I've seen on the net in a long time!

First subserviant chicken and now THIS!

YAY!!!!!

[Blue-Jay]

2. This guy should be a comedy writer!

A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women’s dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. It’s also the first time I’ve been inside something feminine that didn’t nag me to take out the garbage.

That's gold!

[Renew Deal]

3. He got about 10,000 hits in the last 20 minutes.

[SoCalDem]

4. horseplay publishing.. He MUST be a writer

funny as hell :)

[Lisa]

12. divorced? yup, he's a writer ...

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

[LynzM]

5. LMAO

That's freakin' funny!!

[prolesunited]

6. That was hysterical!!!

I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty.  So if it can make me feel pretty, it can make you feel pretty, especially on the most important day of your life, right?  Anyway, I was told to say it has a train and a veil and all kinds of shiny beady things.  I think it's funny that one picture makes it look like the chest plate off an Imperial Storm Trooper.  Did I mention that all I want is a ball game and beer?  Cheap at twice the price.  Ladies, you won’t regret this.  You may regret the dude you marry but not the dress.

Perhaps you should get it. After all, he said it made him feel pretty. I bet it would look good on you, although I think you are smaller than a 12. You might have to have it taken in a bit. :-)

[NMDemDist2]

7. ROFL kick

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[prolesunited]

8. I agree

:kick:

Didn't anyone else find this absolutely hilarious?

[Bunny]

11. It's hysterically funny!

What a hoot! I almost wish I was getting married so I could bid on the dress.

In my previous life, when I got divorced, I left my wedding ensemble at the ex's house (our married house - I foolishly GAVE it to him). Anyway, the apartment I moved to was much too small to keep my wedding dress, so I asked him to hang on to it for a while. About a year later I inadvertantly found out that he gave it to Goodwill not long after I moved out!

This pissed me off beyond belief and I never really understood why. I couldn't figure out why keeping the symbol of our failed marriage was so important to me, but damn, I was pissed about that for a long, long time!

Thankfully I am over that now. :toast:

[cmf]

9. He's up to 735,000 hits now

It must be making the internet rounds, because this is the second time I've seen it.

It's really the funniest ebay listing ever. And the guy lives here in Seattle. I don't recognize his tattoos, though.

[LWolf]

10. OMG

This is the best laugh I've had all damned year.

No wonder he's getting proposals on ebay. Who can resist a good laugh?


:D

[tinnyguy1777]

13. 783,000 plus hits--------way cool----------n/t

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

14. Current bid: $920 US.

How do you tell how many hits it got? This ebay newbie doesn't see that anywhere.

[Triple H]

15. This is like the third thread about it today...

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

16. Actually, I believe it's the first of two

but who's counting?

:shrug: back atcha.

[Generic Other]

17. I posted one of them! It's locked now

I saw the guy on Seattle tv. He was interviewed wearing the dress, posing in it. Very silly.

[Blue-Jay]

18. Oh man. I'd love to see that interview!

That guy cracked me up more than I can remember in recent history!

[Tripper11]

28. What channel? eom

[Generic Other]

30. That show with John Curley

King-5.

[Lars39]

19. The bids are at $15,100 .......1,283,493 hits !!!

That's a lot of ballgames and beer! :)

on edit: bid just went from $6,100 to $9,100 in about 5 minutes!
Somebody wants that dress baaaaddd.

[Liberal Christian]

20. I can't help but think there are nefarious forces at work

I wouldn't be surprised to see some of those bids withdrawn. I can't believe they're serious.

Remember what happened with Wes Clark's argyle sweater?

[Blue-Jay]

21. Good point.

Anyone here catch the Ebay auction for GHOST IN A JAR?

That was also comedy gold, as were the resulting copycat auctions.

[Lars39]

22. I know. I'd like to see him get the money, though!

It's been pretty entertaining. :)

[Liberal Christian]

23. It just jumped to $70,100

This has to be a fraud.

[Catshrink]

24. $160,000 now.... is this for real?

very funny listing.

[Liberal Christian]

25. And now it's over $750,000

Someone's yanking his chain.

[Liberal Christian]

26. Anyone know how to report suspicious activity on ebay?

[Tripper11]

27. Well, now it's really out of control....

Current bid: US $10,000,099.00

Oh well..at least his description entertained.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

29. Current bid: $99,000,100.00

Now I feel sorry for the seller. These bids will probably cock up his auction.