From the wayback machine: the DU screename generator

Bossy Monkey

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Tue Apr-27-04 11:33 AM
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From the wayback machine: the DU screename generator

Edited on Tue Apr-27-04 12:14 PM by undisclosedlocation

Even better is the one-shot version posted to the original thread (which was Apr-21-03, by the way) by rbnyc:
http://partisanwitchhunt.bravepages.com/index.html
Still works!
Okee, commence repost (edited slightly to fix assorted stupidities):
Lurkers, sign up now. Everybody else, just play along, please.
In the spirit of the bluesman name generator thread (now mercifully headed for the archives), use your initials to pick your new screenname.
For the first part of your handle, choose the word corresponding to your first initial:
A - Destroy; B - Demolish; C - Fricassee; D - Remove; E - Torture; F - Eviscerate; G - Frost; H - Depose; I - Indict; J - Impeach; K - Imprison; L - LeaveBehind; M - Eradicate; N - Obviate; O - Deselect; P - Fire; Q - Roast; R - Nuke; S - Eject; T - Arrest; U - SayByeTo; V - Deport; W - Recall; X - ThrowOut; Y - Don�tBelieve; Z - RunOutOfTownOnARail.
Next, choose the word from the following list that corresponds to your middle initial for the 2d part of your new DU handle; IF YOU DON�T HAVE A MIDDLE INITIAL, make like Harry Truman and choose �S�:
A - Bush; B - Rumsfeld; C - Cheney; D - Matcom; E - Perle; F - BFEE; G - Pickles; H - WolfBlitzer; I - KarenHughes; J - PNAC; K - FoxNews; L - Freepers; M - TheReligiousRight; N - Nutjobs; O - ColonBowel; P - Republicans; Q - TheRight; R - Ashcroft; S - AllTheBastards; T - TheCowboy; U - Shrub; V - Frist; W - TheDLC; X - DarylWorley; Y - DennisMiller; Z - Clearchannel.
Use the word corresponding to your last initial (if that�s not an oxymoron) from the following list to finish your new DU name:
A - Immediately; B - Slowly; C - OnPayPerView; D - WithAnAnalProbe; E - Mercilessly; F - Now; G - InFrench; H - WithRelish; I - AndTheHorseHe(They)RodeInOn ; J - InANewYorkMinute; K - WithExtremePrejudice; L - Forever; M - AndTakePictures; N - AndLiebermanToo; O - AndCaptionIt; P - ToutDeSuite; Q - WhileLaughingEvilly; R - EarlyAndOften; S - WheneverPossible; T - WithABaseballBat; U - AndYourLittleDogToo; V - AndDon�tForgetBlair; W - Painfully; X - ByAnyMeansNecessary; Y - Repeatedly; Z - CuzNostradamusSaidWeCould.
I was strongly tempted to make all these come out to either bushsucksroyally, or one or another of disclosedlocation or undisclosedlibations (the screennames I wish I�d chosen on retrospect), but I think I�ve got a better approach here. Admittedly, it was necessary to make them all come out negative, which stinks, but if you take a look at our actual screennames, you�ll notice an absence of Ilovepuppies-type handles. Hey, I�ll rewrite it in November 2004 when the sun comes out again.
This didn�t turn out remotely as funny as I�d like. Feel free to cut and paste, replace my words with your own, and post your own better version. Nine out of ten of you are funnier than me; I just got more time on my hands. Glad to meet you; I�m ImpeachTheReligiousRightWithAnAnalProbe.