Dumbya Plans Invasion of Moon

[Best_man23]

"He believes that securing the moon for the United States will cement his legacy as one of our greatest presidents, just as the Louisiana Purchase did for Thomas Jefferson,"

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The plan, code-named Operation Soaring Liberty, remains top secret. "We know that the Europeans will raise a ruckus when we announce the moon is ours," explains the insider. "If we gave them any advance warning, they'd have the plan mired in a U.N. debate for years. The element of surprise is crucial here, as it was in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=58987

[Hubert Flottz]

1. I Know, I Know!

The Evil Man In The Moon Has WMDs and the very reason nobody lives on the moon now is that, that Evil dude Gassed them all years ago! But I never knew there was oil up there! *$*$*$*$ How Crude!

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Reminds me of this This Modern World cartoon.....

[CO Liberal]

3. He's Got It All Planned - They're Going At Night

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