Teens Charged With Making Bomb - Out Of Kielbasa

[matcom]

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FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Two teenage boys were charged with a felony Monday after they made a bottle of napalm and wrapped it in a kielbasa sausage, police said.

The teens were each charged with one count of making a destructive device.

A neighbor called police Monday morning to say the boys might be making some kind of bomb, Lee County sheriff's spokeswoman Ileana LiMarzi said.

Deputies later found one of the teens home from his middle school and the other in class at Estero High.

Deputies learned that the boys put some liquid, later identified as homemade napalm, inside a 20-ounce bottle and wrapped the sausage around it just to be funny.

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3239767/detail.html

[Dogmudgeon]

1. A Simple Diagram

Me <------> ten-foot pole <---X---> Kielbasa Bomb

--bkl

[lil-petunia]

2. Explosive food

Beans do it for me. This sausage would be too much.

[freetobegay]

3. I live in Fort Myers & this was by no means funny!

This caused heartache for alot of people. Reform School sounds pretty good for them right now!

[underpants]

4. My kielbasa is the BOMB!

:bounce::evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

5. A pork petard, huh?

:shrug:

[JVS]

6. Anyone hear from Kleeb lately?

;-)

I guess I shouldn't be worried. He has too much respect for Kielbasa than to waste it like that.