pissy toilet rant -- don't read if you're easily grossed out

[Bertha Venation]

I am so sick! of finding piss on toilet seats in the stalls at work!

Oh. My. Freaking. God! People! Look where you piss!

And men! God dammit! When you use the convenient wheelchair bathroom, Stop pissing on the seat! Stop pissing on the floor! Stop pissing on the rim! And if you do, clean it up! Your mother, maid and wife do not work here!

And to top it all off, my workplace was the site of a BC04 fundraiser tonight! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

This rant has been brought to you by the Dialysis Providers of America.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. i am with ya on this one

[flamingyouth]

2. I couldn't agree more

:puke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. One of the WOMEN where I work always stood and went all over

the seat...so I finally made a pretty sign and set it in the restroom: " If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

Well...since she was the ONLY one that did it and everyone KNEW it..she stopped.

[flamingyouth]

7. I remember reading graffiti once that said:

"If upon your pee I sit
You're an inconsiderate shit."

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Hehe!

Maybe Bertha should put THAT sign up.

[Bertha Venation]

10. I think this one oughta do

It should work on the egos at the law firm

quit pissing on the seat, and the rim, and the floor -- your little wifey doesn't work here, and everyone else is tired of you being a sick, lazy fuck

[Kadie]

4. Make a sign

My mom did this once years ago when she worked at a bowling ally.
It said:

We aim to please, you please aim too!

I hate going in to a bathroom and finding the person before me had left a big mess. Yuck! Watch what you are doing people!

[Lars39]

5. I hear ya.

And if a woman is not going to sit on the toilet seat, she should raise it.

[Droopy]

6. I thought this was a problem only in men's restrooms

Didn't think women would have that problem. Nothing pisses me off more than somebody who pisses all over the seat and does not clean up after themselves. Dammit, the urinals are for pissing anyway.

[zbird]

9. Here's another gross one for you.

My husband is a truck driver, and I rode with him before the kids were born. We had a delivery at a beverage distributor warehouse in St. Louis. I could not believe my eyes (and nose) at the employee's restroom facility. It was a single toilet with feces smeared all over the walls, toilet and floor. It looked like it hadn't been cleaned in weeks. Absolutely the most disgusting bathroom I had ever been in (and that includes some pretty nasty port-a-potties and public park restrooms). Needless to say, I suddenly no longer had the need to go.

[salinen]

11. How about this sign

"If you piss on the seat,
it means your meat is petite"

You'll be able to eat off those seat soon.

[disenfranchised]

12. On the walls?

I lived in an apartment and when the upstairs neighbors flushed their toilet, the contents came into my toilet. That was tough.

[Redneck Socialist]

13. For the men: Stand closer, it's shorter than you think

and for the ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.

Put those up in your restrooms at work. What the hell, it might help.

[Kat45]

14. When I went to clubs all the time, the toilets were always like that

Women were afraid they'd catch something if they sat down on the seat, so they would squat over it and go. Of course, most of the piss landed on the seat, then nobody else could sit on it and more piss would land on the seat (and everywhere else). I always would get so pissed off--no pun intended--because if everyone just sat, there wouldn't be any bodily fluids on the seat, and since the thighs and butt are the only thing touching the seat, it would be unlikely that one would catch something from it. My leg muscles weren't strong enough to hold me up above the seat long enough to go, so I got pretty good at holding two beers inside me all night long. It was not pleasant or comfortable, but it was better than sitting on that seat.

[DS1]

15. Seeing shit like that makes me all pissy

and makes me want to give the offenders repeated swirlies.

[Southpaw Bookworm]

16. Were you in my library today?

Or any other day this semester, for that matter? I'm at a college, for chrissakes, and every day someone pisses on the a seat in at least one stall. :grr: