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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:10 PM Original message |
Physicals: when men complain about the finger in the ass |
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Whitacre D_WI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
1. What about a speculum in the ass? |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:14 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Well, I guess that you're not Max Hardcore posting incognito |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 08:25 PM Response to Reply #4 |
35. Yeah, mmmm hmmm, look at that |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
40. IS THAT THE DOUBLE SHOEHORN??? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. You scream a lot. |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
3. My doctor gets annoyed |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:15 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. I also ask mine to put on some techno |
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tjwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:54 PM Response to Reply #6 |
17. The bad part is when the finger goes in.... |
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dweller (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. Dr. DRE |
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kanrok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
7. Hey, wait...My doctor DOES stick a fingernail file |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
8. The fear is that following the insertion, the doctor will place BOTH hands |
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ldf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 07:41 PM Response to Reply #8 |
29. BWHAHAHAHAHA!! |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. Hey, I don't want a finger in my ass. |
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Whitacre D_WI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Or a couple of beers. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:28 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. It wasn't the beer, you blabbermouth! |
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Whitacre D_WI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:36 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Ah, yes. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:42 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. I did indeed. |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:40 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. I actually said that! |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:56 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Regrettably, no |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:18 PM Response to Reply #18 |
41. LOL |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 07:41 PM Response to Reply #15 |
30. I'm not a "wimp"! |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
12. Haven't had one yet |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
13. Or let them get a uterine biopsy!!!! |
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SW FL Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:43 PM Response to Reply #13 |
48. Been there, done that |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
19. Male STD Test |
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dweller (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 07:38 PM Response to Reply #19 |
28. boy, things have progressed |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 08:24 PM Response to Reply #28 |
34. eep. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:19 PM Response to Reply #19 |
42. when you pull your lips over your head |
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Gildor Inglorion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:35 PM Response to Reply #19 |
47. You're 15 years old? |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-27-04 12:08 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. from someone on another board |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
20. no comment here from the gay guy. |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
21. I'm with you there, Skittles |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:20 PM Response to Reply #21 |
43. LOL |
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ornotna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
22. Fingernail file? |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:21 PM Response to Reply #22 |
44. well I don't know what they call it |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
23. Guys actually COMPLAIN? |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 07:42 PM Response to Reply #23 |
31. lol you are funny! |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 07:57 PM Response to Reply #23 |
32. The only thing I would complain about with a finger in the bum |
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retread (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
24. Let me get this straight. You're equating a prostrate exam to |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:22 PM Response to Reply #24 |
45. UM...................YES |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
25. Try a colonoscopy when the drugs don't work. |
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DarkPhenyx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
26. Ever had a proctoscope? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 07:37 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I think that those things are illegal... |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 09:13 PM Response to Reply #26 |
39. "When they pull that thing out... |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
33. for some reason this post reminds me of SNL's "Deep Thoughts" |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
36. They're just joking |
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Guaranteed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
37. Hey, NO SEX THREADS. nt |
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NewHampster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
38. I go to a Woman Doctor |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 10:23 PM Response to Reply #38 |
46. That's what I should do... |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-26-04 11:07 PM Response to Reply #38 |
49. Me too. and she has small hands. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-27-04 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
51. Hey I dont like Dr Jelly Finger....sue me! |
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