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underpants

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:00 AM
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A VERY "special" CAPTION opportunity

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sniffa

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:02 AM
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1. stop Looking at me

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underpants

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:03 AM
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2. I have my token in my pocket can you help me find the shortbus?

:bounce:

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felonious thunk

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:05 AM
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3. I hope teacher calls on me this time

I know this one, teacher. O come on teacher, call on me. I'm ever so sure I've finally got this one.

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cosmicdot

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:06 AM
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4. Poseur

eyes front you moron

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commander bunnypants

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:12 AM
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8. he does not know that meaning.

you have to serve in the milittary

DDQM

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:06 AM
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5. W thinks: Boy, I'd like to take her out back and show her my pipeline.

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Badger1

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:07 AM
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6. Come on Uncle Dick

I'v been a good boy! Can I see your bunker now? Come on, huh, huh? Can I see it?

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underpants

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:09 AM
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7. I've worn lotsa shoes in my lifetime...........

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carols

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:13 AM
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9. Sometimes my invisible friends tell the funniest stories

n/t
Carol

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Paradise

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:15 AM
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10. "I hope it doesn't smell." n/t

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peekaloo

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:20 AM
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11. American Psycho......."he wouldn't hurt a fly".........

Gawd he looks like Norman Bates in the fadeout scene from 'Psycho'.

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Badger1

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Fri Apr-23-04 08:21 AM
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12. The voices

The voices told me to stay home today and clean my guns!

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BringEmOn

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Fri Apr-23-04 09:24 AM
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13. Heh...Unka Dick's about to sit on the whoopee cushion.

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skip fox

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Fri Apr-23-04 09:34 AM
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14. W. is "thinking": "Geez. You gotta love it! 'I promise to uphold

the Constitution' without one blink. Then, 'I'm gonna be a uniter, not a divider,' and like I'm breaking all up inside. I gotta pinch my thigh to keep a straight face. Or how 'bout the 'If I'm president, we will not engage in nation building.' God, I almost lost it with that one. Gee, being president is some kinda fun . . . or what?"

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skip fox

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Fri Apr-23-04 09:34 AM
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15. dupe/sorry

Edited on Fri Apr-23-04 09:34 AM by skip fox

n/t

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sus

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Fri Apr-23-04 09:39 AM
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16. I've been a verrrry naughty boy...

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Ganja Ninja

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Fri Apr-23-04 09:43 AM
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17. White House announces finalist in the GWB portrait contest.

This photo captures the real GWB sneaky smirk and all.

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Beetwasher

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Fri Apr-23-04 09:44 AM
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18. "He he, no one knows I'm wearing a but plug"

n/t

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wysimdnwyg

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Fri Apr-23-04 09:47 AM
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19. Um... uh...

Hey, Dick! Hurry up! You know I can't talk at one of these things without your hand up my butt!

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BringEmOn

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Fri Apr-23-04 10:04 AM
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20. What, me...president?

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