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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 09:34 PM
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I just lost 10 pounds!!! You wanna know how I did it???
I clipped my toenails!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 09:34 PM
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1. Uh...use a chainsaw didja?
:D
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 09:43 PM
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3. No, but I was ripping up the ends of my shoes pretty bad...
:D:D:D:D:D:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 09:44 PM
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4. Allow me to echo the post below.
Ewwwwwwwww!
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 09:37 PM
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2. Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Ew, Ew, Ewwwwwww!
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 09:50 PM
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5. I thought you were going to say that you ....
..changed the oil in your underwear.

eeeewwww!
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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:45 PM
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6. Great! I just found a way to make my penis 9" long.
I fold it in half.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-04 12:00 AM
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7. I lost a lot of pounds in England
It's those stuoid coins...they're designed to roll out of sight upon being dropped.
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