No Never Set the Cat on Fire.

[DarkPhenyx]

http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/neverset.htm

Never set the cat on fire,
you only will annoy it
The flames will make the beast perspire;
it surely won't enjoy it
Likewise do not ignite the dog,
the snake, the gerbil, or the frog
No, never set the cat on fire

{Refrain}
And mind your manners,
as circumstances may require
And never set the cat on fire

<snip>

Don't start an interstellar war;
it has no helpful uses
When someone asks you 'what's it for?',
you'll only make excuses
If thirty trillion folks get hurt,
you'll go to bed with No Dessert!
Don't start an interstellar war

{Refrain twice}

[VelmaD]

1. One would think...

given your disdain for felines and love of explosions that you would be all in favor of setting cats on fire. *confused look*

[markbark]

2. Hmmm....

Makes me look at the phrase "putting the cat out" in a whole new light ;)


--MAB

[DarkPhenyx]

3. Well, I am against letting all the air out...

...and knob dicking with the navagational suite. The rest of that was just kinda in there. :) Besides which roasting is not setting on fire.

[VelmaD]

4. Because...

cats are food. :)

Baste with arugula and roast over open flame til golden brown. :)

[demnan]

5. I poop on this thread!!!

a big smelly one.

[DarkPhenyx]

6. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Why for you do that?

[buddy22600]

7. lol