CAPTION, CAPTION I tell ya

[Endangered Specie]

[Bertha Venation]

1. Mediocrities everywhere . . . I absolve you.

I am your champion. I am your patron saint.

(bonus points if you can name the film I've borrowed that from)

[Hand]

10. Amadeus...

That was Salieri's final benediction to the inmates of the asylum.

Ho hum, that was easy.

:boring:

[Bertha Venation]

11. yeah, well, get me in a movie trivia thread and I'll

KICK YOUR ASS! ;)

[Hand]

18. Izzatso? Well...

Yeah, you're probably right...

:hi:

[Bertha Venation]

20. honestly, only if it's a film from about 1975 - 1991.

I lost interest after "The Silence of The Lambs." That's a tough act to follow.

[toddzilla]

2. No applause, just throw bodies.

[Richardo]

3. "That Grecian formula really works - and no greasy residue on your hands!"

:eyes:

[zbdent]

4. "There are no US soldiers dead, my healing hands revived them.

That's why you never see any flag-draped coffins."

[zbdent]

5. "I was standing just like this when the police officer realized just whose

son he pulled over for drunken driving . . ."

[Endangered Specie]

6. Bush does a shoddy imitation of a French soldier.

[Briarius]

7. ...Then I laid my hands on the Constitution

and said "begone evil freedoms"

[wysimdnwyg]

8. W: OK, Gov, I've got my hands up. Now what?

<off camera> Ahh-Nuld: A little lower, and closer together. OK. Now you must walk up to a woman.

[11 Bravo]

9. I told Ashcroft that I would use these

to cover up the statue's boobs; but he said that would be sinful.

[BringEmOn]

12. "I could have been a great mime, if I didn't have this stupid smirk."

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "When I was a kid I used to pester my folks all the time

til once my dad taught me this game. It's called "Charades and Statues with Your Eyes Closed." So I'd play this and my dad said I could win by staying absolutely still for hours and hours . . . Boy did I get good. . . . Now I get to do it in front of an audience. . . . When I told Laura what I was going to do today instead of another speech, she said, 'You'll be giving them some discernable relief.' . . . Wow, it's great to have great ideas that everybody thinks are great . . . But I wonder what 'discernable' means. Sounds like something under a car like a crankshaft or . . . (mind blather, mind blather, mindblather)"

[southpaw]

14. "I'm not worthy... I'm Not Worthy..."

yeah, like that'll ever happen.

[skypilot]

15. Bush tests out the new protective shield...

...which was created to replace the one that God removed on 9/11 as punishment for America's countenancing of homosexuals, abortionist and the ACLU.

[cosmicdot]

16. Look into my palms ... and, see the Sigil of the Baphomet ...

... I'm the Prince of Darkness, and you're under my spell ... please, call me Toby ...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

17. Kneel before ZOD!

[maggrwaggr]

19. "No, Condi, no. One blow-job a day is all I can handle!"

nt

[Ganja Ninja]

21. Bush: "Watch me make a couple trillion dollars disappear.

Nothing up my sleeve. Presto!"