Caption the Syncopal General

[XNASA]

General's Aide: "General, I said get closer to the micro-PHONE, not the micro-SCOPE."

[Canuckistanian]

1. Oh God... accidentally...ate...Halliburton....food......<yaulp!>

[Endangered Specie]

2. The General is viciously attacked by a microphone resistance fighter.

[Archae]

3. The General's newest decoration...

The Pretzel bruise with the Pabst Blue Ribbon. :-)

[Ganja Ninja]

4. "All is well!" (flop)

[DS1]

5. In an effort to get out of the Army as fast as he possible can...

General Kimmit goes bobbing for cock on national television :evilgrin:

[XNASA]

9. Whoa!

That was a good one.

[11 Bravo]

12. OK, that made me laugh.

I'm always reminded of Charles Bronson's line in the Dirty Dozen: "Killing generals could get to be a habit with me."

[Endangered Specie]

6. One of the General's Borg implants pops out.

edit: grammar

[Noon_Blue_Apples]

7. If you don't like watching war mongering american generals

Turn them off

[BringEmOn]

8. General Quasimoto is a dead ringer for General Kimmet

[cosmicdot]

10. if I'm not telling you the truth, may I drop dead ***thunk***

[Endangered Specie]

11. I swear, cross my heart and hope to die (thunk)...

...stick a mic in my eye