Hilarious - top 10 worst album covers of all time

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Be sure to check the "Next Entry" for 10 more gems! Enjoy:

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Ahem...Without Satan Is Real by The Louvin Brothers, this is no true chart

Still, it does have Manowar and 'All of My Friends are Dead', so I give it props.

[RobertSeattle]

2. Thanks - that made my day

[David__77]

3. Oh, this one is great!

This is the greatest album cover of all time:



That’s right, just “Joyce”. It practically sells itself. For as much as 50 cents, judging by the price tag. Kudos to the marketing genius who came up with this layout. (I think Joyce went on to become an angry algebra teacher at my high school. She always used to bust me and my girlfriend making out behind the building.)

Here’s Joyce’s big day-

“Hello, Joyce residence”

“Hi, Joyce? This is Artie, your producer. We got the photographer to come in today, so grab an extra bottle of aqua-net and get your hot ass in here.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. bring a rose or something to offset your cheekbones

he he he

[SoCalDem]

5. This one's not on the list, but should be..

 Field Day 
 (1983) Warner Bros. Records 
   
 Produced by:
Steve Lillywhite for Jevrest, Ltd. 

Engineer:
Scott Litt 

Assistant Engineers:
Garry Rindfuss and Jon Babich 

Recorded at:
Power Station, N.Y.C., February 1983 

Personnel:
Chris Donato: bass, vocals
Robert Crenshaw: drums, vocals
Marshall Crenshaw: guitar, vocals

Guests:
Tom Teeley, Bob Miller, John Crenshaw: vocalists on "What Time Is It"
 


a couple of the songs :

     
9.   What Time Is It?
(Feldman, Gottehrer & Goldstein) 
    
  What time is it? 
I've just got to know. 
What time is it? 
Three more hours to go 
'Till I hold her in my arms 
And tell her that I want her for my own. 
What time is it? 
Tell me once again. 
What time is it? 
Two more hours and then 
I'll kiss her lips 
While the magic of the moonlight makes her mine. 
Better hurry up and put my tie on. 
Better hurry up it's almost time. 
What time is it? 
Just one hour more 
What time is it? 
Now I'm at her door 
And my heart is beating fast. 
The moment's here at last 
What time is it? 
It's time for love. 
Song List
 
     
10.   Hold It
(M. Crenshaw) 
     
  Rain on my window 
Michael (Jackson) on my radio 
737, this room I'm in 
This moment won't ever be here again 
Try to remember, hold on tight forever 
To your life and love every night and day 
Hold on and don't let it slip away 
BRIDGE: 
Whenever sadness and darkness 
Threaten to mess up my day 
When the blues come around me 
I throw my hands in the air and I say 
CHORUS: 
Hold it...Hold it...oooh... 
World's in a hurry 
Too many worries 
But I don't want to loose everything I've gained 
So I tell myself again and again 
BRIDGE: 
And whenever somebody tells you 
That all the good times are through 
Look into their eyes and tell them 
I'm sure surely glad that I'm not you 
 

[David__77]

6. Although this one is kinda cute in a gay 80's kind of way...

A bit vintage gay porno seeming here:

[tjwash]

7. They missed this one...

LOL check out the AH-NULD looking dude near the bottom, hilarious!!

[tjwash]

8. This one missed the cut also...

This guy needs to dork it down a little...

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

9. I'm sitting here in the library laughing my butt off

Thanks for posting these!

[ret5hd]

10. ok, i've just found a new hobby...

i haven't been to a pawn shop in a long time.

[Lisa0825]

11. I shared that with my coworker, Tino!LOL

In reference to the #1 entry...

My coworker Tino remembers when his namesake was really famous, and said the band had their own magazine too, and he used to go around singing Tino's songs all the time, and wanted to be like him when he wa sa kid. Too funny!

[qb]

12. I had to close that window before I ran out of the room screaming.

What a riot!
I had no idea a real live person could top Marge Simpson's hairdo.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. and the scary wild look in her eyes

like Alice from the Brady's on anabolic steroids and chrystal meth

[qb]

15. I had to go back and look. You're right. Now stare into the daughter's

eyes and tell me you don't see an ax murderer lurking in there.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

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