CAPTIONS can help them figure out what that is

[underpants]

[DS1]

1. Jeez, looks like they all want to suck it

[Superfly]

2. The sad thing is, that's a beautiful rifle...

too bad it's being sullied by the likes of Limpdick Cheney.

[Fenris]

3. "Wow! Now I can defend my home from Redcoats and fusiliers!"

[Fridays Child]

4. Aww! What's his name? When was he born? How much did he weigh?

[wysimdnwyg]

5. Unca Dick: Heh, yeah, Chuck Heston said...

I'd be able to take out a whole bunch of those towel-headed f*&^ers if they somehow get in my secret hideout.




<Author's note: The term "towel-headed f*&^ers" is used as an example of the racist crap that Cheney undoubtedly says. It does not reflect my personal feelings in any way.>

[emad]

6. The Romans always gave their traitors a short sword as a choice

just before re election day...

[11 Bravo]

7. You think Heston will notice that we stole his rifle?

n/t

[Endangered Specie]

9. From his cold dead hands? no less.

[regularguy]

8. "They'll have to take this from my cold, dead hand... oh wait,

my hand *IS* cold and dead.

[Endangered Specie]

10. "Id rather has this than an M16, 2 rounds a minunte beats none.

Send these out to the troops."

[Endangered Specie]

11. Ill be worried when Crashcart and the gang...

start passing out Mauser Kar's and Schmeisser MP-40's, I think it might bring back memories of "the good ol' days"... if you know what I mean.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Iraq's WMD - FOUND! Good work, Crashcart!

[BringEmOn]

13. "I wonder how many ducks Scalia could kill with this baby!"

[myomy]

14. Thanks, I can't wait to use this at that Turkey Farm.

.

[Bertha Venation]

15. Oh, it's a beaut! Whatcha gonna kill first, DICK?