Jessica Simpson tops the Maxim Hot 100

[Mr. Blonde]

Now the question is could you put up with her if you were married to her.

I tend to agree with my friend who once said, "You know she is almost too hot to get mad at."

[Van Helsing]

1. She is f'n hot!

But she wouldn't be my number one hottie.

[neverborn]

2. Is that list up?

[Mr. Blonde]

3. I saw it on my homepage

It didn't come with this months issue. But at http://home.netscape.com/ they give out the entire list. Plus pics for most.

[gyopsy]

4. Couldn't put up with her

She's VERY slow imho and that's putting it nicely.

My favorite hottie right now is Elisha Cuthbert. :wow:

Also, welcome to DU Mr. Blond. :) Is your DU handle a tribute to movie "Resevoir Dogs?"

[mvd]

7. Very good hottie choice!

Jessica, on the other hand, doesn't interest me. I don't think she's all that pretty, and isn't she a Republican?

[Mr. Blonde]

10. Sure is

Frankly I was amazed it was not already taken.

In the long run I probably couldn't put up with her either, but I'm not sure I would ever hear anything she said. Kind of like in 'Till Death Do Us Part when Dave Navarro (who seemed really cool) is talking about his friends thinking it was weird he was pledging to only have sex with one woman for the rest of his life and he says, "Yeah, but its fucking Carmen Electra".

Elisha Cuthbert is super fine as well. She was amazing looking The Girl Next Door, not that she isn't hot the rest of the time, but way better than when she was in Maxim or whatever one she was in.

Personally, Salma Hayek is my all time fave., but Keira Knightley is making a strong push to the front.

[DEM FAN]

5. Sorry But.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Van Helsing]

6. Van Helsing's #1 hottie:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[mvd]

8. A big..

:thumbsup:!

[LastKnight]

11. damn good picture of branch there...

:thumbsup: im with you on this one.

-LK

[LastKnight]

9. shes too hot to the point of being fake, i dont like her at all.

that and bush is smarter than her, damn...

yea, shes hot, but shes so overdone... its all too fake for me...

im probably the only one who thinks like this... but thats me.

-LK

[madrchsod]

12. jessica is on diva`s with

gladys knight and joss stone not all that bad, but who in the hell is mixing the sound? jessica? how in the hell does nick put up with her,he really must love her to put up with the stuff she does. if you want to know where jessica get`s her lack of brains-her mother is dimmer than jessica.

[Mr. Blonde]

13. Joss Stone

Is pretty hot in her own right. Not to mention she covers a great White Stripes song.

I know she is young, but I ain't that old.

[mvd]

14. If I were making a hot list, it would go like this

Limiting to 10 runners-up.

I think cute women are especially attractive and beautiful. I also do not prefer the J. Lo or Courtney Love types. SOME attitude is fine. Magazine lists usually disappoint me, though they do have some good choices.

mvd Hot 20

Katie Holmes
Colleen Haskell
Alyssa Milano
Scarlett Johansson
Rachel Bilson
Natalie Portman
Eliza Dushku
Reese Witherspoon
Ali Larter
Jennifer Connelly
Amber Tamblyn
Keira Knightley
Sharon Case (plays Sharon on Young And The Restless)
Aubrey Dollar (ex-Marina - Guiding Light)
Deborah Zoe (plays Eden on Guiding Light)
Lindsey McKeon (soon to be ex-Marah, Guiding Light)
Michelle Branch
Jessica Jacobs (formerly Jessica Riddle - singer)
Bree Sharp (singer)
Andrea Corr

Runners up:

Kate Winslet
Elisa Cuthbert
Salma Hayek
Lauren Woodland (Brittany on Y&R - perfectly understand the scar story, but the selfishness in me hopes she'd go another soap.)
Thandie Newton
Cindy Alexander
Kayla Ewell from B&B
Alicia Silverstone
Jennifer Garner
Marisa Tomei

[RFKHumphreyObama]

26. You've got a good list there MVD and a good taste in women

:thumbsup:

But almost none of your list would make it onto my list of top 20 (except for Marissa Tomei) I tend to go for older women even though I am only 23 years old

My top 20 list would be:
(1) Beth Broderick
(2) Sherry Miller
(3) Joanne Whalley-Kilmer
(4) Marcy Kaptur
(5) Marcia Clark (although I preferred her when she was a prosecutor and before she became a reporter for Entertainment Tonight). I developed a huge crush on her during the OJ trial
(6) Mary Kay Place
(7) Meg Ryan
(8) Diane Keaton
(9) Julie Christie
(10) Virginia Madsen
(11) Winona Ryder
(12) Mira Sorvino
(13) Charlene Fernetz
(14) Caroline Rhea
(15) Linda Kelsey
(16) Sally Field
(17) Susan Sarandon
(18) Sharon Stone
(19) Natalie Roles (British actress)
(20) Karen Allen

[mvd]

28. You have good taste, too

:hi:

Glad I'm not the only one who finds Caroline Rhea cute.

I'm thinking about putting my runners-up into a compromise top 30 - between 20 and the 40 I used to have.

[buddhamama]

37. you guys

impress me. your 'lists' consist of women that possess intelligence, wit, depth and inner/outer beauty.

i think you both rock!

[JohnKleeb]

15. ok guys what do you think of my celeb crush

Petra Nemcova.

[gyopsy]

16. Wow

She's great. She's got tan skin which I often like on girls. Jessica Alba, another great hottie, is also like that.

[JohnKleeb]

17. theres a reason why she was on the cover of the swimsuit issue last year

I like tan skin on girls too, and Jessica Alba is very attractive.

[mvd]

18. Two good choices

DUers have great taste.

[JohnKleeb]

20. thanks

its funny because when I was younger, I went for blonde and blue eyed now I really dont care but I do prefer brown hair and eyes dont matter. I do prefer a dark complexion though, but if its not too pale, then its fine.

[mvd]

21. Well I have pretty pale skin, so..

I have no complaints. I feel the outfit is more important. Hair color isn't a big determining factor with me, either.

[JohnKleeb]

22. I am pretty dark considering I have Irish and German blood

Petra and me are cousins ;), shes Czech and I am Slovak. Hair color to me, like I prefer brown, dark blonde, red that you can mistake for brown, however I have no preferance, outfit yea, I like girls who dress like me casually, of course they will wear a skirt of course lol.

[mvd]

23. I'll consider your two choices for the future

I'm going to stop all this listing when I get committed, but it is fun while it has lasted. It's just easier said than done finding the right one - the one you want to marry. So do you think I have a decent list?

[JohnKleeb]

24. yeah I like your list, good group

[Mr. Blonde]

19. Jesus

That girl is smoking.

Laura Elena Harring is very good looking. She doesn't wear very good clothes to show off her body in The Punisher though. Oh well, I guess I can go rent Mulholland Drive again. Check her out again, and see if I can figure out what the fuck is going on in that movie.

[cleofus1]

25. she is OK but not my cup of tea...

here's what I'm talking about...

[TSIAS]

27. I don't know what to think of Jessica

Sometimes I think that a lot of her "stupidity" has to be some sort of act. Of course, it could be that she's just not very bright.

She is very good looking. Not as hot as some people find her, but nevertheless attractive.

[Commendatori]

29. Out of all the women out there, SHE is #1?

A good way to tell how "reliable" (if you can use such a word) those things are is to take someone who is clearly overrated in your eyes (in my case, Jennifer Lopez and Paris Hilton) and see how close they are to the top ten.

Then take someone you really think is hot and see if you can find her at all (and if you do, she'll be around #70).

Those magazines have to learn that there areally are women hotter than Jessica, Anna and Britney.

[Mr. Blonde]

34. I think

The intent of the list is something along the lines of who is going to be big in the upcoming years.
With the Newlyweds, her album, the Nick and Jessica Variety Show, and so on she will be a pretty big star.

Also heard she is the front runner to play Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard movie. For those of you who wonder yes there is indeed a God.

[THUNDER HANDS]

30. this is my celebrity crush:

Yup...just look at that crust!

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. i hate stupid people

i would be mad at her all the time...and i think she would be bad in bed...

[buddhamama]

36. she does look as though she would be,

bad in bed!

there's no depth to her that i can see.

[cleofus1]

32. lets face it

jessica is an empty cup of nothing...she has a generic blonde beauty with absolutely nothing in between the ears of any note...
I'll say it again...Sophie! She may be skinny...but no one can say she's stupid...of course she did get killed by Pierce Brosnan in that james bond movie....in real life Sophie would have killed Pierce no sweat!

[GOPisEvil]

33. Yeow!

Sophie is pretty!

Jessica Simpson looks fake to me. That wouldn't be so bad if she weren't vacuous as well.

[TrogL]

35. Thought you were talking about Marge Simpson

and I was thinking :wtf: