My one qualm with the eventual move-on ad...

[Melodybe]

It means I will actually have to sit through chimpy's State of the Union Address. I don't not look forward to having to listen to him, maybe I can read a book while he is on the screen or halfway listen and write down all the lies he tells.

[giantrobot_2000]

1. ...

Turn lemons into lemonade. Invite some of your undecided friends over for a viewing party, pour some drinks and laugh at the fool as he stutters through his script.

Anyway, "Child's Pay" is devastating. Check it out, it's superb. I hope the judges pick it:

http://www.bushin30seconds.com

[K-W]

2. Im sure there will be drinking games floating around.

Its the only way I can stand to watch it really, but I feel like I have to. The few things that some small portion of the public pays attention to are important to keep track of.

[hobbes159]

3. Well, the "State of the Union Drinking Game"

can't be to take a drink every time Bush* tells a lie; I don't think any human would survive that amount of alcohol poisoning....

[blondeatlast]

5. Terraism=a shot; Saddam Hussein=a beer. Afghanistan=

Thunderbolt (we won't be hearing that one much). The economy=cup of coffee.

[zeemike]

6. Just viewed it

Excellent, simple and strait to the point.

But I still like What are we teaching our children? the best because those kids have such appealing personalities. How did they do that?

[kayell]

4. If you plan to write down all the lies he tells

you won't have any time to read your book. I hope you write shorthand, because you might as well transcribe the speech verbatim, starting at "my fellow americans".

[nostamj]

7. why ???

the speech won't be interrupted for ads!

they'll be on before or after, not during...