New Years Resolutions for George W Bush?

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The Edwards campaign is counting down the top thirteen New Year's Resolutions for George Bush. Here are the first four so far:

Resolution #10 - Hope for a Holiday Miracle: The way things are going, I need to create 400,000 jobs a month just to make up for the job losses that have happened during my presidency and sustain a recovery. I need some kind of miracle. How about tax cuts for economists?

Note to Self: Read up on Herbert Hoover biographies.

- GWB

Resolution #11 - Get A Flu Shot: Because in a year I'll be out in the private sector again, and with the way I've funded health care I better not get sick! (Come to think of it, I may not even be able to FIND a flu shot!)

- GWB

Resolution #12 - Cut Taxes for the Rich: Only one year to go before I'm back to private life - After all the favors I've done for my big oil cronies, I know I've got a big job waiting for me. With the payback I'll be making I'll really NEED that tax cut.

Note to self, growing deficit may be a problem, but not my problem!

- GWB

Resolution #13: Bid on a moving van: Only one year to go before going back to Texas - we better get a few bids on the moving van (note to self - DON'T call Haliburton, they never bid on anything).

- GWB

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Bush resolution: Apply for a lobbying job

All the top Republicans are doing it. With all the connections I've got, I should make a killing! Besides, I wouldn't want to actually have to work after I get kicked out of office. That's one unemployment benefit worth extending!

-GWB