quick recap on George's Crusade to Rid the World of All Evil

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OUR TOWN TYPE NARRATOR: "Life sho was simple now that Bush rid the world of all evil."

so how did that go? I'd love to see an earnest reporter grill the Press Munchkin on this evil-ridding business.

"The American People know that this is a President, a very popular President... uh, fully commmmiiiittted to shining a kind of light on evil, and in so doing... ridding it... of evil."

"Scott, a followup - does the President plan to set benchmarks for his roadmap to Goodness?"




one highlight in this evil-ridding business was the temporary imprisonment of Strom Thurmond in a box. For now... but for how long?

and countless vampires remain, complete with pointy teeth.



I'm sure I'm not the only obvious oddball struct by the sick symetry between the Bush and Hussein families - the smoothie patriarch, blueblood whiner (or cigar smoking romance novelist), the genetically damaged/borderline if not full-fledged psychotic (yet cunning) sons... it becomes hard to read my crackerjax moral compass...



at this point Bennett would've blurted out something about "moral relativism" - but ahhh, one of the most touching, stirring, moving, loving events of 2002 was the Temporary Under-the-Carpet-ing of Bill Bennett. I guess that voodoo curse I ordered from amazon.com worked after all.

evil: think about it, won't you. Thank you.

A message from the Evil Preservation Society, Pancreas Division.

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