Wanda SYKES Ripping All Things Shrub

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Everybody's asking what did (Shrub) KNOW before 9-11. Come on, people---everybody knows he didn't get smart until AFTER 9-11.

(CHENEE) on Face the Nation. OMG, that's like CREATURE FEATURE!

They always pull an alert on Fridays at 5 P.M. Something's-gonna-happen, something's-gonna-happen. Just to mess up your weekend. How come they don't call it for a Monday off?

Condoleeza RICE for NSA? Now THERE's the problem right there: Everybody KNOWS a Black woman can't keep a secret.

These screeners at the airports look like THEY just got INTO the country 5 days ago. I.D.? You want to see MY I.D.? I want to see YOUR I.D.?

All these ENRON guys, that's why I got out of the stock market. "I don't recall." Your old man cheating on you and he says "I don't recall"? Then he confers with his buddy. You gonna whip his ass till he gets his memory back.
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[peekaloo]

1. What happened with her show on Fox?

or does the above answer the question. }(

[mithnanthy]

2. Wanda Sykes...

She is hilarious! You go girl!