You might be with the terrorists if . . .

[zbdent]

Nod to Jeff Foxworthy for the "tagline".

If you have ever voted for a Democrat, even if there was no other candidate available, you . . .

If you don't fully support impeaching a President for a sexual dalliance, you . . .

If you've ever deviated from the script and asked Bush a real question, you . . .

If you don't drive a gas-guzzling SUV, you . . .

If you've ever listened to the Dixie Chicks, you . . .

If you've ever questioned how a tax break for people who already have everything they could possibly want would get them to buy some more, you . . .

If you've ever used your pic-in-pic to see how the big game was going during President God's latest "tax breaks will win the war" soundbyte speech, you . . .

If you've ever noticed that Bush has contradicted himself about when he saw the planes crashing into the World Trade Center, you . . .

If you've ever turned down the volume on Rush Limbaugh while ordering freedom fries from a minimum wager, you . . .

If you still call them french fries, you . . .

If you believe that a candidate who actually has been to war might have a little more insight about the subject, you . . .

If you don't believe that Bill (or Hillary) Clinton is Satan incarnate, you . . .

If you might think of Jenna and Barbara Bush while watching "The Simple Life", you . . .

If you think that the Deficit is still an issue, you . . .

If you think that workers should get a livable wage, you . . .

If you've ever admitted to yourself that someone of the same sex looks attractive, even though you are absolutely sure you're straight, you . . .

More to come . . . Your input welcome.

[xray s]

1. If John Ashcroft decides you are

thats all

[zbdent]

2. If you haven't maxed out your credit cards while waiting for the

Senators and Representatives to extend your unemployment benefits, you . . .

[Djinn]

3. if you think looking in Afghanistan

for Osama and friends might be more productive than bombing another country....

[bpilgrim]

4. If you have QUESTIONS about 911 - wonder where's osama bin FORGOTON

You wonder what happened to those WMD

You wonder about when kenny boy will be doin TIME and you can trust the market again

YOU :bounce:

peace

[ajacobson]

5. If you are reading this...

n/t:thumbsup:

[caledesi]

6. So why haven't they arrested Rush, because after all he aided

the terrorists. Where is John Asscroft?

[LittleDannySlowhorse]

7. If you're on DU

and you're anything but a trolling Freeper.

[zbdent]

8. If you've ever bumped a message which might call into question

a Bush policy, you . . .

Might be a self-serving bumper.