Do NOT, I Repeat, Do NOT Send Rush Any Pain Pills

[DUreader]

It would be Illegal.

Some are advocating this kind of protest.

Just say No!

[Demobrat]

1. And to think

I was going to send him that leftover Demerol from my root canal. Thanks for the heads up!

[5thGenDemocrat]

3. Demobrat

I know a place you can send that Demerol. DUmail me.
John
Discreetly.

[DS1]

23. so much for

Discreetly.

sheesh, let's do some more drug xactions while we're at it.

[alfredo]

2. Do put him on mailing lists for various products.

[rasputin1952]

17. Such an penis enhancers?...

looks like he could use that, as well as viagra, hair supplements, deodorants, mouthwashes, and Preparation H.

:kick:

[banana republican]

22. Oh please

Send him the Preperation H he needs it to lubricate his head.....

[RandomUser]

4. What about catalogues?

One can always mail a few pharmaceutical catalogues or advertisements, no?

[BevHarris]

5. You guys crack me up. He's a little chubby, how about ...

Xenical? That strange little weight loss prescription that had this side effect: "Might experience anal leakage..."

Bev

[RandomUser]

6. And attach a note

Clip out a Xenical Ad (or perhaps peel off the label of a bottle? or is that illegal?), underline that line, and attach a note saying "thinking of you, Rush" :)

[CO Liberal]

8. He's Had Anal Leakage For Years

Except it comes out of his mouth three hours a day, Monday thru Friday.

:-)

[BeatleBoot]

7. I can't hear you...

please a little louder!

[Mz Pip]

9. Why would I

share the remainder of my root canal vicodin from last year with the likes of Rush? I save it for when I have a really bad back ache. And it has to be really baad before I put that crap in my system.

MzPip
:dem:

[kayleybeth]

11. Vicodin

I can't take that stuff. It makes me sick as a dog.

[Mz Pip]

14. Me, too

but if I just take 1/2 I don't get sick and it helps with the pain.

I'd make a crummy druggie. Here's me 1/2 a Vicodin every few months vs hand full of oxycontin every day. But in Rush's eyes I'm a treasonous bastard because I don't support the Shrubplant.

Maybe that's my problem. I don't take enough drugs to find Bushie attractive.

MzPip
:dem:

[aldian159]

21. I know people who take lots of drugs and still hate Bush

Guess that's not the answer.

Lobotomy?

[BiggJawn]

10. Call him, get past Bo Snerdley and say....

"Oxy-Contins, Rush! Mega-dopers!"

"So, how 'bout it Big Man? Gonna put your money where your mouth was? Lessee, how'd it go? 'All these affluent white drug users need to be arrested, convicted, and locked up...' so, when you turning yourself in? Oxy-Contins, Rush, love yer show!"

Mega-dopers, Cyst-Boy!

[formactv]

12. Rush Limbaugh is an Oxymoron

[oxymoron]

20. hey now! n/t

[Myra]

13. I don't just say "no," I say "hell no"!

The ones who really need the pain pills
are his listeners. If we sent 'em anywhere
we should send them to those poor slobs.

Esp given that Oxy causes major constipation,
which each and every one of them so deserves.
And it also explains why Rush is so full of shit.

:evilgrin:

[Bozita]

15. Stations airing Rush should get 100s of urine specimen bottles...

...from their listeners requesting that only "clean" talk show hosts appear on that station.

You know, "What will we tell the children?"

[Mz Pip]

16. Full or empty?

:evilgrin:

MzPip
:dem:

[rasputin1952]

18. Better be empty if the come from Rush...

otherwise they have to be treated as toxic waste.

:evilgrin:

[Ksec]

19. He'll be back at it in no time

30 days isnt enough and those Oxys are powerfully addicting.

[LuCifer]

24. I'd rather email Blimpo...

...a pile of my own...aw screw it, I'm not gonna take the easy line!

Lu Cifer, don't care who gets the Democratic nomination, JUST SO LONG AS THEY KICK "PRESIDENT" BUSH's LILLY WHITE ASS ON NOV. 4, 2004. PERIOD. END OF STORY.