Which bizzazre ticket would you support

[jiacinto]

Okay which of these bizzare tickets would you support?

[rucky]

1. DK/Zell

Somebody needs to keep the DINOs in line.

[Wonk]

2. Bizzazre tickizetz in da hizzouse!

[mlawson]

3. Joe and Maxine, to get Maxine as VP.

But they wouldn't even get close to winning.

[SadEagle]

4. Will I be the first to say...

Anyone but Bush or Zell?

[jiacinto]

5. Tough Choice for me

But I went with Miller/McKinney

[in_cog_ni_to]

6. I vote for

Joe and Maxine but, I think Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson-Lee would be a kick azz ticket! You want to see something accomplished? Then throw in Hillary as Secretary of State! Whew!

I read this in a catalog and thought it was great...It works well in this post.

Three wise women would have...
Asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole,
Brought practical gifts,
and there would be Peace on Earth.

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. Gene Taylor

The only Democrat to vote on every single article of impeachment against Bill Clinton.

[Clete]

8. How about Maxine Waters and Joe Lieberman?

What are you smoking anyway?

[leanings]

9. Sharpton-Quayle '04!!!

Maybe not.

[jiacinto]

10. Oh yeah

Forgot that one.

[htuttle]

11. That would be the most entertaining road act...

...since Martin & Lewis. Or Abbot and Costello.

The most hilarious part, would be that Quayle would never get any of the jokes.

Get me their agent!

[MrPrax]

12. Keyes-Kooch in '04

Match made in heaven...er...Hell

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. Hey that actually has potential!

Potential to piss off both party establishments at least. :evilgrin:

[Walt Starr]

13. If any of those tickets were my choices

I'd seek out a third party.

[goodhue]

15. DK/Ralph Hall

Would be a sure winner!
http://www.ralphhallcongressman.com/Biography.htm

[Some Moran]

21. Jesus Christ...

That guy's worse than Miller.

[sangha]

16. I would have voted for Sharpton

but I can't stand the thought of Santorum a heartbeat away from the Presdiency, so I went with DK

[kyrasdad]

17. Barney and Pat

Barney Franks and Pat Buchannon...

Let that picture sink into your synapsis...

[haymaker]

18. jiaco and Lieberman.

It could happen.

[SoCalDem]

19. John Lewis & Nancy Pelosi

:)

[elfwitch]

20. Ophrah / Dean

I read that bit in Dude Where's My Country? that suggested she might be the best canidate to landslide on Chimpy. I didn't find it completely off the wall.

[Terwilliger]

22. Gore/Lieberman

oh wait, I guess I WOULDN'T support that bizzazre ticket!

[bbernardini]

23. Biafra/Zappa (or Biafra/Moore, or Biafra/Malloy)

I wouldn't trust any of the Zappa kids to carry on in Frank's tradition, so while in a perfect world Biafra/Zappa would be my ticket, I'd have to go with a Biafra/Michael Moore or Mike Malloy team.