Who would Jesus bomb?

[maggrwaggr]

I don't really have a point with this, I just really wanted to see it as a thread title.

Then again ... think about it. If Fundies love Jesus, and Fundies like bombing people, then they must think that Jesus would have bombed people if he could have.

But I've read Matthew Mark, Luke AND John and I just can't find any place where Jesus hated anybody. I remember he got really pissed off at a tree at one point. Was it a fig tree? Was he angry because he was hungry? Could Jesus suffer from low blood sugar?

Discuss amongst yourselves whilst I sleep.

on edit: the line "who would Jesus bomb" is not original, at least not to me. It was in an e-mail someone sent me, a list of bumper stickers.

[proud patriot]

1. He would of marched with us in D.C. or SF today

He is against all bombing and hating in general

[MaidinVermont]

2. The fish

It beats infinite breaking of bread plus the protein is better.

[FDRrocks]

3. Jesus is irrelevant...

Religion is used as a form of control. This is easy to see. To the true believers, I feel for ya (atheist here), but it is, most often, used for control.

GWB WAS ELECTED BY GOD! GOD TOLD HIM TO BOMB AFGANISTAN AND IRAQ! HE IS JESUS CHRIST REINCARNATED... NEXT TO REV MOON!

[alexwcovington]

4. ew rea het obrg

[Clark Can WIN]

5. I think it's very clever

It neutralizes the chest thumping, my God is better than your God flim flam.

[kaitykaity]

6. Locking.

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