Who wants to go in with me to buy Bush a Christmas present?

[KansDem]

Think he'll like it?

[mattclearing]

1. He already has a better one. n/t

[KansDem]

5. That's true, but he merely *orders* the use of that one...

With this one, though, he could actually do the spying!

C'mon, whadda say? Can't you imagine the look on his face when he finds this under the tree?


Wow! Thanks, DUers! Just what I always wanted...!!!

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. It'll look great with his mock flyboy suit

[LunaSea]

3. how bout this instead?

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. That would look great on him

[BrotherBuzz]

14. Baste a codpiece on and you'll have a wiener

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Several hundred pounds of peaches.... I say. Woefully ripe, ready

for "impeachment".

[KansDem]

7. Better warm up my "pitching arm!" (eom)

[HysteryDiagnosis]

10. That's it, you are definitely on the list now.... do you know how much

damage a high speed peach can do??? Shame on you.... :)

[KansDem]

15. "on the list"

I imagine the pit of an overripe peach would do more damage than the squishy outer part. Maybe that's why "pitch" contains the word "pit?"

Makes one wonder :freak:

edited after I reread the post subject...

[HysteryDiagnosis]

16. Um, iffin you go and peg peaches.... you won't be in Kansas

anymore.... lol.... you'll be a first stringer fer sure.... ciao!!

[KansDem]

18. Sorry for the confusion...

I misread your last subject line as That's it, you are definitely on the team now....

...so that's the reason for the reference to Little League. Now however, the "flow of logic" has been somewhat disrupted due to my editing the message while you were responding to it which might cause some confusion to other DUers. Sorry :blush:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

19. Confusion is ok.... some people can't live without it, witness this

administration..... heh heh heh..... :)

[yorkiemommie1]

6. our secretary at work bought one for herself

wore it around the office and had us in hysterics!

[Warpy]

9. I prefer my alternatives

[Botany]

11. Very nice but i think he needs a trip to see this city.

The Hague

[billybob537]

12. Does it TICK TICK TICK?

[MaineYooper]

13. where does one go to buy a clue or a conscience? nt

[lpbk2713]

17. How about a crowbar as a gift?

So he can get his head out of his ass.